Will
@tigervoice3.bsky.social
Music, film/TV, pro basketball, college football. Not in that order.
So, I’m NOT trending?
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So, I’m NOT trending?
Somehow “roadkill bear carcass warming up in the car trunk while he attends a dinner party” is not a shoo-in for the title of “most disturbing RFK protein consumption”
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Somehow “roadkill bear carcass warming up in the car trunk while he attends a dinner party” is not a shoo-in for the title of “most disturbing RFK protein consumption”
Think I’ll just keep on drivin’, anywhere will do…
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Think I’ll just keep on drivin’, anywhere will do…
Kirby: “Sweep the leg”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Kirby: “Sweep the leg”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
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They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.
The current visual combination of McAfee’s jacket, Narduzzi’s sunglasses, and the color(?) of Saban’s suit would flat out kill Derek Guy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The current visual combination of McAfee’s jacket, Narduzzi’s sunglasses, and the color(?) of Saban’s suit would flat out kill Derek Guy.
Donald “Blue Dress” Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Donald “Blue Dress” Trump.
David Chang is mixing Kraft Mac-n-Cheese powder with vodka and I cannot let my wife find out about this.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
David Chang is mixing Kraft Mac-n-Cheese powder with vodka and I cannot let my wife find out about this.
BYU @ TTU might be the most severe discrepancy in student population average body count the universe has ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BYU @ TTU might be the most severe discrepancy in student population average body count the universe has ever seen
Singing cartoon teapot Angela Lansbury.
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Singing cartoon teapot Angela Lansbury.
Trick or treaters with goatee and cracking voices, eyeing my beers.
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trick or treaters with goatee and cracking voices, eyeing my beers.
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
Someone heard there’s an opening at LSU:
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Someone heard there’s an opening at LSU:
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Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
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Daylen Everette is not an SEC-starter. He is hot garbage and Auburn knows it. Get his ass back on the bus.
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Daylen Everette is not an SEC-starter. He is hot garbage and Auburn knows it. Get his ass back on the bus.
Dear God:
Let not the ghost of Josh Harvey Clemons tippeth passes into receivers’ hands.
Let not the ghost of Nick Fairley inhabit the corpus of Malik Blockton.
Let not we be reminded of that Day of Signing, whence our Earthly aspirations for Derrick Brown fell unanswered to purgatory.
Amen.
Let not the ghost of Josh Harvey Clemons tippeth passes into receivers’ hands.
Let not the ghost of Nick Fairley inhabit the corpus of Malik Blockton.
Let not we be reminded of that Day of Signing, whence our Earthly aspirations for Derrick Brown fell unanswered to purgatory.
Amen.
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Dear God:
Let not the ghost of Josh Harvey Clemons tippeth passes into receivers’ hands.
Let not the ghost of Nick Fairley inhabit the corpus of Malik Blockton.
Let not we be reminded of that Day of Signing, whence our Earthly aspirations for Derrick Brown fell unanswered to purgatory.
Amen.
Let not the ghost of Josh Harvey Clemons tippeth passes into receivers’ hands.
Let not the ghost of Nick Fairley inhabit the corpus of Malik Blockton.
Let not we be reminded of that Day of Signing, whence our Earthly aspirations for Derrick Brown fell unanswered to purgatory.
Amen.
“Ewww. I’ll take a crab juice.”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Ewww. I’ll take a crab juice.”
Absolutely the fucc not.
Breaking News: The Pentagon said it would require journalists to pledge not to use unauthorized information or risk losing credentials to cover the military.
Pentagon Introduces New Restrictions on Reporter Access
The Department of Defense will force reporters to pledge not to gather or use any information that had not been formally authorized for release, or risk losing their credential to cover the military.
nyti.ms
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Absolutely the fucc not.
Oh, well then.
I suppose I must continue my policy of “fuck Sinclair.”
I suppose I must continue my policy of “fuck Sinclair.”
#BREAKING: Sinclair says it will air a one-hour tribute to Charlie Kirk on its ABC-affiliated stations in the time slot that is usually occupied for "Jimmy Kimmel Live." The special will air on Friday, per a Sinclair spokesperson.
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh, well then.
I suppose I must continue my policy of “fuck Sinclair.”
I suppose I must continue my policy of “fuck Sinclair.”
Mad respect for a tailgate with multiple deep fryers.
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Mad respect for a tailgate with multiple deep fryers.