Tiffany
@tiffuhkneexoxo.bsky.social
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.
Professional Yapper | Chronically Online | DC Sports | Politics | Food | Travel |
Occasionally posts in Spanish + Portuguese
Professional Yapper | Chronically Online | DC Sports | Politics | Food | Travel |
Occasionally posts in Spanish + Portuguese
I’m up before the alarm unfortunately and I have some thoughts:
1. The way people from Colorado pronounce “Colorado.” Hm.
I will not elaborate
2. I can’t remember the plot of the Nutcracker
3. How to resist the urge to buy my pitbull Christmas pajamas
1. The way people from Colorado pronounce “Colorado.” Hm.
I will not elaborate
2. I can’t remember the plot of the Nutcracker
3. How to resist the urge to buy my pitbull Christmas pajamas
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m up before the alarm unfortunately and I have some thoughts:
1. The way people from Colorado pronounce “Colorado.” Hm.
I will not elaborate
2. I can’t remember the plot of the Nutcracker
3. How to resist the urge to buy my pitbull Christmas pajamas
1. The way people from Colorado pronounce “Colorado.” Hm.
I will not elaborate
2. I can’t remember the plot of the Nutcracker
3. How to resist the urge to buy my pitbull Christmas pajamas
I need to cool it on the glittery Christmas decorations/ornaments. I’m going to be looking like I just finished performing on the main stage for DAYS (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I need to cool it on the glittery Christmas decorations/ornaments. I’m going to be looking like I just finished performing on the main stage for DAYS (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
My neighbor is currently outside using what sounds like a snowblower to clear the 0.055 inches of snow off of her vehicle.
Brenda, please just use a little brush, babes.
Brenda, please just use a little brush, babes.
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My neighbor is currently outside using what sounds like a snowblower to clear the 0.055 inches of snow off of her vehicle.
Brenda, please just use a little brush, babes.
Brenda, please just use a little brush, babes.
Tress Way and Tress Way ONLY deserves the world. ✨
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Tress Way and Tress Way ONLY deserves the world. ✨
Moral victories are for minor league coaches
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Moral victories are for minor league coaches
My misery has been extended
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My misery has been extended
Worst possible outcome
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Worst possible outcome
Love that in addition to sucking, we’re getting hosed on the officiating
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Love that in addition to sucking, we’re getting hosed on the officiating
It is making me crazy
Collinsworth has pronounced Mariota 37 different ways and I am irritated
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It is making me crazy
He kinda glitched out for a seconds during a pregame interview a few minutes ago and then kept apologizing. I really hope he’s okay.
?? What happened?
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He kinda glitched out for a seconds during a pregame interview a few minutes ago and then kept apologizing. I really hope he’s okay.
Is Rodney Harrison okay?
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is Rodney Harrison okay?
My sweet uber driver just told me how excited he was to be getting riders tonight that way he can pay his car note and pay off the turkey he bought last week. He split the turkey in half that way he could have 1/2 for Thanksgiving and the other for Christmas.
Like, WTF are we even doing right now?
Like, WTF are we even doing right now?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My sweet uber driver just told me how excited he was to be getting riders tonight that way he can pay his car note and pay off the turkey he bought last week. He split the turkey in half that way he could have 1/2 for Thanksgiving and the other for Christmas.
Like, WTF are we even doing right now?
Like, WTF are we even doing right now?
Lmao Philly … the booing …
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lmao Philly … the booing …
I only have just four weeks left to pet a capybara before my New Year’s resolution goes completely unfulfilled.
I had planned to go see a capybara during the summer, but then my friend had a baby and it ruined my plans (the baby is really sweet though)
I had planned to go see a capybara during the summer, but then my friend had a baby and it ruined my plans (the baby is really sweet though)
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I only have just four weeks left to pet a capybara before my New Year’s resolution goes completely unfulfilled.
I had planned to go see a capybara during the summer, but then my friend had a baby and it ruined my plans (the baby is really sweet though)
I had planned to go see a capybara during the summer, but then my friend had a baby and it ruined my plans (the baby is really sweet though)
Tem consequências quando tenta um golpe de estado, hein? 🤷🏽♀️
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tem consequências quando tenta um golpe de estado, hein? 🤷🏽♀️
“CRiMinALmennnNnntE, SIM! Aqui, na polícia federal. 🤗”
A queen. Truly.
A queen. Truly.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“CRiMinALmennnNnntE, SIM! Aqui, na polícia federal. 🤗”
A queen. Truly.
A queen. Truly.
What a Friday news dump
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What a Friday news dump
Reposted by Tiffany
This is so weird
you'll never believe what donald trump's tone about mamdani is after spending time with him
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is so weird
This Mamdani presser is absolutely fascinating
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This Mamdani presser is absolutely fascinating
Which one of you is responsible for the banner currently hanging over 395 South that reads: “Release the Epstein Files, PIGGY”
I passed it on my drive home and I know it has to have been one of you.
I passed it on my drive home and I know it has to have been one of you.
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Which one of you is responsible for the banner currently hanging over 395 South that reads: “Release the Epstein Files, PIGGY”
I passed it on my drive home and I know it has to have been one of you.
I passed it on my drive home and I know it has to have been one of you.
Reposted by Tiffany
It shouldn’t be that hard to find a replacement kicker in Madrid, no?
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It shouldn’t be that hard to find a replacement kicker in Madrid, no?
This is the worst game I have ever seen in my life and I was at the Lions game last week. Spain, te pido mil disculpas. I am so sorry.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is the worst game I have ever seen in my life and I was at the Lions game last week. Spain, te pido mil disculpas. I am so sorry.
Reposted by Tiffany
