Tiffany
@tiffuhkneexoxo.bsky.social
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.
Professional Yapper | Chronically Online | DC Sports | Politics | Food | Travel |
Occasionally posts in Spanish + Portuguese
Professional Yapper | Chronically Online | DC Sports | Politics | Food | Travel |
Occasionally posts in Spanish + Portuguese
I witnessed quite a bit at tonight‘s shellacking, but what stood out was this absolute goddess who sold me a delicious whiskey lemonade while balancing a tray on her head. Love you, queen.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I witnessed quite a bit at tonight‘s shellacking, but what stood out was this absolute goddess who sold me a delicious whiskey lemonade while balancing a tray on her head. Love you, queen.
Anyway, so today we’re coloring surfboards!
October 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Anyway, so today we’re coloring surfboards!
I allowed a youth at the boba shop to convince me to try the pumpkin spice matcha.
I am of the belief that matcha tastes like my front yard. However, I also love a lil permken sperrrrrce.
It is absolutely scrumptious. 10/10.
I am of the belief that matcha tastes like my front yard. However, I also love a lil permken sperrrrrce.
It is absolutely scrumptious. 10/10.
October 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I allowed a youth at the boba shop to convince me to try the pumpkin spice matcha.
I am of the belief that matcha tastes like my front yard. However, I also love a lil permken sperrrrrce.
It is absolutely scrumptious. 10/10.
I am of the belief that matcha tastes like my front yard. However, I also love a lil permken sperrrrrce.
It is absolutely scrumptious. 10/10.
Both the vibes and the weather on the Hill today are immaculate. (Today is Opposite Day.)
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Both the vibes and the weather on the Hill today are immaculate. (Today is Opposite Day.)
You should be able to send your spouse to jail for 1 business day if you are peacefully enjoying your music and they (unbeknownst to you) start a jam on Spotify and disrupt your peace.
Please go AWAY.
Please go AWAY.
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You should be able to send your spouse to jail for 1 business day if you are peacefully enjoying your music and they (unbeknownst to you) start a jam on Spotify and disrupt your peace.
Please go AWAY.
Please go AWAY.
For the first time in my entire life I was out getting day drunk and ran into my MOM who is volunteering with her Adventist church group. Pls help.
I met all of her very sober church friends who are out at the waterfront serving the LORD while I am on my 10th Hugo Spritz 😭😭😭
I met all of her very sober church friends who are out at the waterfront serving the LORD while I am on my 10th Hugo Spritz 😭😭😭
August 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For the first time in my entire life I was out getting day drunk and ran into my MOM who is volunteering with her Adventist church group. Pls help.
I met all of her very sober church friends who are out at the waterfront serving the LORD while I am on my 10th Hugo Spritz 😭😭😭
I met all of her very sober church friends who are out at the waterfront serving the LORD while I am on my 10th Hugo Spritz 😭😭😭
Quorum has been trying to woo me for about a year now and they have just delivered cupcakes to my office. Quorum, if you’re reading this, I love a sweet treat. Thank u. Love u.
I cannot afford it in my budget. But tysm. 💕
I cannot afford it in my budget. But tysm. 💕
August 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Quorum has been trying to woo me for about a year now and they have just delivered cupcakes to my office. Quorum, if you’re reading this, I love a sweet treat. Thank u. Love u.
I cannot afford it in my budget. But tysm. 💕
I cannot afford it in my budget. But tysm. 💕
Yesterday I spent the day in the wilderness (a winery) in Front Royal and it was so dreamy!
July 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yesterday I spent the day in the wilderness (a winery) in Front Royal and it was so dreamy!
I downloaded an app just to know which specific birds are SCREAMING outside of my window right now. I love a good bird song but they are actively crashing out and my nerves are bad today
July 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I downloaded an app just to know which specific birds are SCREAMING outside of my window right now. I love a good bird song but they are actively crashing out and my nerves are bad today
One day I’m on a boat drinking Prosecco and eating cannolis with Mount Etna in the background living my best life …
And then two days later 😳
And then two days later 😳
June 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One day I’m on a boat drinking Prosecco and eating cannolis with Mount Etna in the background living my best life …
And then two days later 😳
And then two days later 😳
I, much like Congress, am not working this week.
Greetings from Greece. 🇬🇷
Greetings from Greece. 🇬🇷
May 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I, much like Congress, am not working this week.
Greetings from Greece. 🇬🇷
Greetings from Greece. 🇬🇷
Pouring one out for the committee staff.
Godspeed, friends.
Godspeed, friends.
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Pouring one out for the committee staff.
Godspeed, friends.
Godspeed, friends.
They knew how to reel me in.
March 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
They knew how to reel me in.
Key context for those viewing this as him dunking on Trump — Colombia will accept future flights as long as the migrants on them are being treated with dignity and respect. There are rumors that the migrants are not being treated humanely and Petro is calling for better conditions.
January 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Key context for those viewing this as him dunking on Trump — Colombia will accept future flights as long as the migrants on them are being treated with dignity and respect. There are rumors that the migrants are not being treated humanely and Petro is calling for better conditions.
We are so cooked lmao. What the hell are these Dear Leader ass notifications TikTok keeps posting 😂
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We are so cooked lmao. What the hell are these Dear Leader ass notifications TikTok keeps posting 😂
Can’t go to bed without a Tress Way appreciation post. Go off, king.
January 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Can’t go to bed without a Tress Way appreciation post. Go off, king.
Re: my post yesterday —
Here is a snippet of the content directive I had to agree to in order to even *exist* on the app I mentioned yesterday.
They are not playing with you on these apps. You can’t get all shocked Pikachu when your account is banned because you cannot speak freely on those apps
Here is a snippet of the content directive I had to agree to in order to even *exist* on the app I mentioned yesterday.
They are not playing with you on these apps. You can’t get all shocked Pikachu when your account is banned because you cannot speak freely on those apps
January 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Re: my post yesterday —
Here is a snippet of the content directive I had to agree to in order to even *exist* on the app I mentioned yesterday.
They are not playing with you on these apps. You can’t get all shocked Pikachu when your account is banned because you cannot speak freely on those apps
Here is a snippet of the content directive I had to agree to in order to even *exist* on the app I mentioned yesterday.
They are not playing with you on these apps. You can’t get all shocked Pikachu when your account is banned because you cannot speak freely on those apps
Every year on or around New Year’s Day, I write a letter to my future self and have it delivered on New Year’s Day of the next year. Honestly, I’m terrified to read it. 😅
January 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every year on or around New Year’s Day, I write a letter to my future self and have it delivered on New Year’s Day of the next year. Honestly, I’m terrified to read it. 😅
Greetings again from Landover.
December 30, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Greetings again from Landover.
I recognize that there are many in the Wrangler community who think that ducking is lame and childish, but please know that I am not one of them, so to the kind stranger who ducked me, I love you and Merry Christmas.
December 23, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I recognize that there are many in the Wrangler community who think that ducking is lame and childish, but please know that I am not one of them, so to the kind stranger who ducked me, I love you and Merry Christmas.
JD (and doggie daycare Santa) say HI DOBIES!
December 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
JD (and doggie daycare Santa) say HI DOBIES!
… though it doesn’t always stop them from trying to use it …
December 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
… though it doesn’t always stop them from trying to use it …
Luquillo is showing off today 🌈
December 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Luquillo is showing off today 🌈