I like to think when people first heard the little Jingle Bells tune at the end of Nat King Cole's The Christmas Song they all shouted "Jingle Bells!" like they recognised an obscure superhero in the postcredits scene of a Marvel movie
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I like to think when people first heard the little Jingle Bells tune at the end of Nat King Cole's The Christmas Song they all shouted "Jingle Bells!" like they recognised an obscure superhero in the postcredits scene of a Marvel movie
A reminder to be extra nice to retail staff this time of year if for no other reason than apparently I (despite being the most conflict averse person on the island) will call you out if I see you being a dick in Boots at half eight of a Friday morning over an electric toothbrush
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
A reminder to be extra nice to retail staff this time of year if for no other reason than apparently I (despite being the most conflict averse person on the island) will call you out if I see you being a dick in Boots at half eight of a Friday morning over an electric toothbrush
Don Draper would come up with gibberish like this in an episode of Mad Men where he's drunk and depressed and hallucinating about childhood traumas and his partners have to oust him from the firm
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Don Draper would come up with gibberish like this in an episode of Mad Men where he's drunk and depressed and hallucinating about childhood traumas and his partners have to oust him from the firm
Guy with mustache was making a big fuss about giving up another guy's reserved seat on the train until the other guy said "aren't you Marty Wheelan, you're much nicer on the radio" and the first guy completely deflated
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Guy with mustache was making a big fuss about giving up another guy's reserved seat on the train until the other guy said "aren't you Marty Wheelan, you're much nicer on the radio" and the first guy completely deflated
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
If a FFG politician tried to point the finger at asylum seekers instead of their own useless policies while talking to me, I would smile at them and bleed from the eyes in a way I hope they wouldn't like
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If a FFG politician tried to point the finger at asylum seekers instead of their own useless policies while talking to me, I would smile at them and bleed from the eyes in a way I hope they wouldn't like
I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
Such a sad loss. I've watched countless hours of his videos since first coming across them about a year ago. Besides his brilliance as a teacher, I was always struck by how gracious he seemed, how respectful of his opponents and generous to his fans. RIP Danya
Such a sad loss. I've watched countless hours of his videos since first coming across them about a year ago. Besides his brilliance as a teacher, I was always struck by how gracious he seemed, how respectful of his opponents and generous to his fans. RIP Danya
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
Does anyone else lose their voice within an hour of talking in a loud pub? I've had this for as long as I can remember and I've never really known why..
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Does anyone else lose their voice within an hour of talking in a loud pub? I've had this for as long as I can remember and I've never really known why..