[me, reads advice for anxiety]: "Avoid things that stress you out in the morning when your cortisol levels are naturally high, as it can set the tone for the day..." Makes sense I guess .

[also me]: Sir, I am approaching you to declare I find your behaviour evidence of a bankrupt character

[banging table] frost frost frost!

each of them represents one leg

My adolescent crushes spared me shouting "I heard your hearts dancing" at them and wondering "Was he putting on a French accent?"

"Listen here you little shit, God didn't give me these cheek bones just for you to erase them with soft image quality, get it together"

Ahhhh okay, can also be comhghairdeachas

My father has a beautiful, comic book hatred for lawyers which he refuses to provide any context for whatsoever. I cannot wait to send him this image

"You'll meet someone eventually" but as a threat evoking old ghost stories of passing a strange figure on the road at night walking home from the Ardfert market