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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

Chicken 1: Mabel, life’s about horizontal relationships, not vertical power.

Chicken 2: Tell that to the feed chute. That thing only works top-down.

Chicken 1: Mabel, you seem stuck in a scarcity mindset.

Chicken 2: There isn’t enough room to stretch my wings!

Chicken 1: And yet, there’s plenty of room for a positive perspective.

Chicken 1: Mabel, Frankl says life’s meaning comes from finding purpose in suffering.

Chicken 2: My suffering feeds a system that exploits workers and destroys the planet!

Chicken 1: So maybe your purpose is showing the world just how absurd it all is.

Chicken 2: And what do I get for that?

Chicken 1: Mabel, we don’t experience the world as it is, only through what they show us.

Chicken 2: Like the feed bucket with a picture of a happy chicken family on it?

Chicken 1: Exactly. Do you feel happy when you eat the feed?

Chicken 2: I feel full, and that’s close enough.

Chicken 1: Mabel, you’ve got to stop dreaming about the mythical 'free-range life.' It’s not real.

Chicken 2: But what if it is? What if there’s a better way out there?

Chicken 1: A better way? Who’s going to maintain the feed dispensers, Mabel? Think it through.

Chicken 1: Mabel, you’ve got to hydrate! Self-care is the key to thriving.

Chicken 2: They replaced the waterer with some weird automated thing.

Chicken 1: See? They’re giving us tools. It’s on you to make the most of it!

"Mission accomplished! Anduril's loitering munitions successfully intercepted Santa’s reindeer at Mach 1 over the Arctic Circle after a highly suspicious course deviation. The North Pole is now designated a secure airspace, thanks to private sector innovation!"

Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.