Whoa Johnny
@thomasorgeron.bsky.social
LSU fan living in Philadelphia. Saints / Phillies / Flyers. Dogs and cats? Yes. Up the Spurs
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John Fetterman retire bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
John Fetterman retire bitch.
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the quote.
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the quote.
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New from me.
The hardest thing about writing this bit of satire was trying to come with a policy so absurd that even Trump would never suggest it.
I *think* I found one.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/trumps-mod...
The hardest thing about writing this bit of satire was trying to come with a policy so absurd that even Trump would never suggest it.
I *think* I found one.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/trumps-mod...
Trump's modest proposal
Republicans scramble to defend a humiliating new executive order
radleybalko.substack.com
April 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
New from me.
The hardest thing about writing this bit of satire was trying to come with a policy so absurd that even Trump would never suggest it.
I *think* I found one.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/trumps-mod...
The hardest thing about writing this bit of satire was trying to come with a policy so absurd that even Trump would never suggest it.
I *think* I found one.
radleybalko.substack.com/p/trumps-mod...
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@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social committing murder in his latest Garbage Day, this is the opening paragraph and it just goes harder from here
www.garbageday.email/p/democrats-...
www.garbageday.email/p/democrats-...
March 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social committing murder in his latest Garbage Day, this is the opening paragraph and it just goes harder from here
www.garbageday.email/p/democrats-...
www.garbageday.email/p/democrats-...
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Looking for space on a wall somewhere in a high traffic part of Philly for a temporary Eagles mural. Roughly 10 foot by 10 foot should do. I’ve got the funding and an artist lined up. Just need a wall. Hit me up! 🦅🦅🦅
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Looking for space on a wall somewhere in a high traffic part of Philly for a temporary Eagles mural. Roughly 10 foot by 10 foot should do. I’ve got the funding and an artist lined up. Just need a wall. Hit me up! 🦅🦅🦅
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Trying to make sure I've got this straight:
Preachers with sermons about Christ-like compassion = bad, shameful, someone ought to do something about these meddlesome priests
Nazi salutes = no big deal, kinda cool actually, someone should do something about people who complain about Nazi salutes
Preachers with sermons about Christ-like compassion = bad, shameful, someone ought to do something about these meddlesome priests
Nazi salutes = no big deal, kinda cool actually, someone should do something about people who complain about Nazi salutes
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Trying to make sure I've got this straight:
Preachers with sermons about Christ-like compassion = bad, shameful, someone ought to do something about these meddlesome priests
Nazi salutes = no big deal, kinda cool actually, someone should do something about people who complain about Nazi salutes
Preachers with sermons about Christ-like compassion = bad, shameful, someone ought to do something about these meddlesome priests
Nazi salutes = no big deal, kinda cool actually, someone should do something about people who complain about Nazi salutes
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CHOCOLATE
ENROBENING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE CARAMEL
I CAN NUT LIVE
I NOUGAT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY CANDY SHELL
ENROBENING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE CARAMEL
I CAN NUT LIVE
I NOUGAT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY CANDY SHELL
December 20, 2024 at 12:22 PM
CHOCOLATE
ENROBENING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE CARAMEL
I CAN NUT LIVE
I NOUGAT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY CANDY SHELL
ENROBENING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE CARAMEL
I CAN NUT LIVE
I NOUGAT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY CANDY SHELL
Today my favorite song is “Teenage dirtbag” by Wheatus
December 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Today my favorite song is “Teenage dirtbag” by Wheatus
Today my favorite song is “Power Slave” by Iron Maiden
December 8, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Today my favorite song is “Power Slave” by Iron Maiden
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“Our cities are full"
(Both circles are the same area)
(Both circles are the same area)
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Our cities are full"
(Both circles are the same area)
(Both circles are the same area)
I listened for 57,702 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
Since I post my favorite songs I guess I have to post this here.
Since I post my favorite songs I guess I have to post this here.
December 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I listened for 57,702 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
Since I post my favorite songs I guess I have to post this here.
Since I post my favorite songs I guess I have to post this here.
Today my favorite song is “Death of Democracy” by Juicehead
December 1, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Today my favorite song is “Death of Democracy” by Juicehead
Today my favorite song is “Recovery” by Frank Turner
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Today my favorite song is “Recovery” by Frank Turner
Today my favorite song is “10,000 Emerald Pools” by BØRNS
November 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Today my favorite song is “10,000 Emerald Pools” by BØRNS
Today my favorite song is “Passenger” by the Deftones (featuring MJK)
November 25, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Today my favorite song is “Passenger” by the Deftones (featuring MJK)
Today my favorite song is “The Rubberband Man” by the Spinners
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Today my favorite song is “The Rubberband Man” by the Spinners
Today my favorite song is “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Today my favorite song is “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells
Today my favorite song is “Can’t you hear me knocking” by The Rolling Stones
November 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Today my favorite song is “Can’t you hear me knocking” by The Rolling Stones
Today my favorite song is “If I had a heart” by Fever Ray
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Today my favorite song is “If I had a heart” by Fever Ray
Today my favorite song is “Dancer” by IDLES
November 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Today my favorite song is “Dancer” by IDLES
Today my favorite song is “A Praise chorus” by Jimmy Eat World
November 15, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Today my favorite song is “A Praise chorus” by Jimmy Eat World
Today my favorite song is “Can’t hear me knocking” by The Rolling Stones
November 13, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Today my favorite song is “Can’t hear me knocking” by The Rolling Stones
Today my favorite song is “Survival of the Fittest” by Mobb Deep
November 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Today my favorite song is “Survival of the Fittest” by Mobb Deep