Craig's Benedict
@thisweeksclimax.bsky.social
He/Him and BLM. If you've wandered here, welcome to the loveliest lil corner of the internet
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
I'm very happy for the city of New York, but part of me kind of wishes they'd just elect Eric Adams Mayor for Life so every day I could wake up to headlines like "NY Mayor defends $30 million dollar program to make Bigfoot Vegan" or "Mayor Adams announces he spent entire NYPD budget on Magic Beans"
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm very happy for the city of New York, but part of me kind of wishes they'd just elect Eric Adams Mayor for Life so every day I could wake up to headlines like "NY Mayor defends $30 million dollar program to make Bigfoot Vegan" or "Mayor Adams announces he spent entire NYPD budget on Magic Beans"
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
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After Charlie Kirk died I had to explain to my mother what a Groyper was, and I've never wanted to plunge the earth into the sun more.
My mother should never have had to learn what a rare pepe is. No one should have to know that.
My mother should never have had to learn what a rare pepe is. No one should have to know that.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
After Charlie Kirk died I had to explain to my mother what a Groyper was, and I've never wanted to plunge the earth into the sun more.
My mother should never have had to learn what a rare pepe is. No one should have to know that.
My mother should never have had to learn what a rare pepe is. No one should have to know that.
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Man spends night ALONE in Xbox haunted house
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Man spends night ALONE in Xbox haunted house
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hell yeah i’m a gamer
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hell yeah i’m a gamer
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October 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Got kicked out of the Episcopal church again because I keep pronouncing radical as 'rawdogical' when describing Jesus
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Got kicked out of the Episcopal church again because I keep pronouncing radical as 'rawdogical' when describing Jesus
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Felt like drawing on paper, so I did the assignment with my older students today.
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Felt like drawing on paper, so I did the assignment with my older students today.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Kirby's Super RPG - CAST. ⭐️
Here is a set of colorful characters and enemies you will meet during this lost journey to the Fountain of Dreams.
#SuperMarioRPG #Kirby
Here is a set of colorful characters and enemies you will meet during this lost journey to the Fountain of Dreams.
#SuperMarioRPG #Kirby
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kirby's Super RPG - CAST. ⭐️
Here is a set of colorful characters and enemies you will meet during this lost journey to the Fountain of Dreams.
#SuperMarioRPG #Kirby
Here is a set of colorful characters and enemies you will meet during this lost journey to the Fountain of Dreams.
#SuperMarioRPG #Kirby
Alright everyone, time to prepare for...THE RITUAL
What is everyone bringing?
What is everyone bringing?
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Alright everyone, time to prepare for...THE RITUAL
What is everyone bringing?
What is everyone bringing?
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twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
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I always pay attention to what stories People Magazine and other consumer media outlets cover. That's how you can tell that something has broken through the usual political and news bubbles. This horrific Chicago story has broken through. people.com/ice-agents-o...
ICE Agents Rappel from Helicopter in Overnight Chicago Raid, Dragging Kids from Beds to U-Hauls
Overnight on Tuesday, Sept. 30, federal agents from different agencies raided an apartment building on the South Side of Chicago, pulling men, women and children — some of them allegedly naked — from ...
people.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I always pay attention to what stories People Magazine and other consumer media outlets cover. That's how you can tell that something has broken through the usual political and news bubbles. This horrific Chicago story has broken through. people.com/ice-agents-o...
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This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
September 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Some of my favorite shots of my cosplays from #DragonCon2025
September 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Some of my favorite shots of my cosplays from #DragonCon2025
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
September 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
If they ever make another Dracula Flow video this would be the first bar
key lime pie exists never kill yourself
September 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If they ever make another Dracula Flow video this would be the first bar
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Any Simpsons or Gundam Fans follow me? I made this illustration as a possible print or something. Been watching a lot of UC Gundam lately✌️😅
August 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Any Simpsons or Gundam Fans follow me? I made this illustration as a possible print or something. Been watching a lot of UC Gundam lately✌️😅