ThisRockGuy
@thisrockguy.bsky.social
Geologist, wife guy, dad, communist
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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Telling my kid I’m not their step-dad over and over again until they’re confused that I keep bringing it up.
May 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Telling my kid I’m not their step-dad over and over again until they’re confused that I keep bringing it up.
Hey dude, yeah Id love to hang out this evening but I have so much grease I have to pour into the drain. Maybe next week man
May 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey dude, yeah Id love to hang out this evening but I have so much grease I have to pour into the drain. Maybe next week man
driving through school zones is so boring bro I GOTTA use that time scroll
May 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
driving through school zones is so boring bro I GOTTA use that time scroll
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I don't want to have a job I want to bask in the sunlight of a pleasant desert winter
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't want to have a job I want to bask in the sunlight of a pleasant desert winter
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do you think skeletons enjoy halloween or is it like their high pressure crunch season
November 23, 2024 at 11:32 PM
do you think skeletons enjoy halloween or is it like their high pressure crunch season
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day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
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Uh, yeah? I guess you could say I'm into Warhammer
September 11, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Uh, yeah? I guess you could say I'm into Warhammer
Got some coffee from a local roaster, some beer from a local brewer, and I’m gonna clean the gutters. Entering my REAL dad era
June 15, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Got some coffee from a local roaster, some beer from a local brewer, and I’m gonna clean the gutters. Entering my REAL dad era
Met a client today that kept telling me how she was from Chicago like every other sentence. “Well, THIS isn’t like Chicago at all - that’s where I was living recently”
Okay? You’re allowed to go back.
Okay? You’re allowed to go back.
May 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Met a client today that kept telling me how she was from Chicago like every other sentence. “Well, THIS isn’t like Chicago at all - that’s where I was living recently”
Okay? You’re allowed to go back.
Okay? You’re allowed to go back.
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The crazy thing about choosing to live a slow and more sustainable lifestyle is that people will see that you don’t have all the stuff they do and feel so comfortable talking shit right to your face about it. The “I could never”s and heavily implying it must be because you are broke.
April 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
The crazy thing about choosing to live a slow and more sustainable lifestyle is that people will see that you don’t have all the stuff they do and feel so comfortable talking shit right to your face about it. The “I could never”s and heavily implying it must be because you are broke.
You’re not teaching MY child CBT
March 26, 2024 at 12:40 PM
You’re not teaching MY child CBT
There’s a vas deferens between the two of us
February 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
There’s a vas deferens between the two of us
Women and gays really do make the world go round
December 17, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Women and gays really do make the world go round
My cat swings open doors like he pays the damn bills
December 15, 2023 at 2:00 AM
My cat swings open doors like he pays the damn bills
Why did I think I was funny in high school. What was wrong with me??
December 9, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Why did I think I was funny in high school. What was wrong with me??
There is an unusually high number of people wearing cowboy hats at the airport this morning
December 7, 2023 at 11:36 AM
There is an unusually high number of people wearing cowboy hats at the airport this morning
There’s one engineer I work with and it’s like he heard the word “mansplain” once and now he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world to tell people he’s sorry if he’s mansplaining
December 4, 2023 at 2:21 PM
There’s one engineer I work with and it’s like he heard the word “mansplain” once and now he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world to tell people he’s sorry if he’s mansplaining
Wish my cousin had never become a weird Christian freak
December 4, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Wish my cousin had never become a weird Christian freak
My daughter just learned she has feet
December 2, 2023 at 11:10 PM
My daughter just learned she has feet
I’m so bad at remembering to take pictures. I’ll be going to such cool and fun places and then look at my phone later and I’ve got like one picture of a QR code at a restaurant I took on accident
November 11, 2023 at 6:50 PM
I’m so bad at remembering to take pictures. I’ll be going to such cool and fun places and then look at my phone later and I’ve got like one picture of a QR code at a restaurant I took on accident
My wife and I have severely failed no nut November
November 4, 2023 at 4:59 PM
My wife and I have severely failed no nut November