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Astronaut Mike Dexter
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“Life ain’t nothing but a good groove, a good mix tape to put you in the right mood.”
Finished Dispatch. What a great game! I am going to miss them. Hopefully they will do another one …. Or an actual movie …. Or even a series! Oooo!
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reposted by Astronaut Mike Dexter
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have been playing, “Dispatch,” and I have the song lyric, “IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUNDCAKE!!!” stuck in my head after hearing it for like 10 seconds.
2 days. 80 million copies sold.
Would've been nice.
We sold 1 Million in 10 days though.
Still pretty good.
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My therapist makes me use an app where I have to tell it how I feel three times a day.

Turns out I am some variation of exhausted 80% of the time.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Finally got around to watching Murderbot.

And I teared up at the end which is theoretically impossible since I haven't done that in at least 823 years.

At least it's on Apple TV+ so it won't be cancelled after 5 seconds. (And is already renewed.)
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So... anyways.
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Used the phrase, “mise-en-scène” in a report for work.
a woman wearing a white hat and earrings is smiling .
ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and earrings is smiling .
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Finally watching “Foundation” season 3 after it has been off for 2 years between seasons.
a woman is sitting in front of a screen with a picture of a man and a woman on it
Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a screen with a picture of a man and a woman on it saying she has no idea who this man is sorry to this man
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Deeply upset they didn't call this, "Mamma Threea."
Amanda Seyfried confirms ‘MAMMA MIA 3’ is in the works.

(Via @DEADLINE)
September 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I had laser recontouring done on my teeth because I obviously have nothing else to do and I've recontoured everything else.
August 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Justin: So how is work going, Justin?

Me: Well, Justin ....
August 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Awwwwwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god
August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I've seen this story before.
August 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I must go out in public today.
August 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@ricksta6.me @csmith03.bsky.social We used to be a proper quadrant!
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Reposted by Astronaut Mike Dexter
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by Astronaut Mike Dexter
July 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sometimes, I sing too beautifully.*
Share a piece of lore about yourself.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Love being the most hated of my three (immediate) siblings. It brings me great joy.
July 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I mean …. Korean?
July 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Shoutout to my mom, who, despite having dementia, still remembers how embarrassing it was to take me shopping in the husky section... for her. 🙃
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My sister revealing that our father actually had 13 kids in the group chat is not something I thought I’d find out or I would want to know.

This is why I had to take my ass off of Ancestry.
July 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As an (*extensively medically diagnosed) ADHD American, if I could harness the willpower it takes to get me to complete an assignment in After Effects and turn it into energy, I could solve the world's energy deficit.
June 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Therapist gave me a list of Positive Affirmations to repeat to myself and they're all LIES! LIES! LIES!
June 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Astronaut Mike Dexter
Last semester, I had the opportunity to take a class on costume design in fantasy, sci-fi, and supernatural film and television. And for my final project, I chose to analyze the costumes in Jem and The Holograms! ✨
June 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM