Jami
banner
thisisnamething.bsky.social
Jami
@thisisnamething.bsky.social
Never stopped masking
Except my personality, I've gone feral

They/she

Out as queer since I was 8

Awkward on the internet and in real life
Reposted by Jami
Y’all have let true crime podcasts cook your sense of danger.
August 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If it's a fruit ice cream you're getting 2 important food groups! Perfectly healthy 😂
July 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ramen or spaghetti are some of my favorite things to have for breakfast!
June 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You slept like it's been 80 damn degrees in the PNW for more than a few days in a row 😫
June 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Idk what you were replying to, but damn straight! I baked Julia Child's french bread this weekend, that +8 hours of waiting!!
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Baking is cheaper than bail 🤷🏽🤣
June 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The dough was a little over hydrated I think, so the loaves were a bit flat but boy was it delicious. Julia Child's french bread is a classic for a reason.
June 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I bought lunch meat this week in order to make me make bread 🤣 I want to do a sandwich loaf using the recipe I tried on Wednesday
June 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
There are 17 teriyaki places within 9 miles of my apartment, for the record...
June 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Are the hetero girlies ok? Like, do we need to send help?
May 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎶🎶the wooooorst🎶🎶 every frigging time.

Also, "money pwease" any time I pay a bill 🤣
May 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Sapersteins live in my head rent free.
Parks And Rec John Ralphio GIF
ALT: Parks And Rec John Ralphio GIF
media.tenor.com
May 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When you're right, you're right 🤷🏽
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Here in my Seattle suburb our big thing is turning from the wrong lane.

Right turns from the left turn lane? Sure!

Left turns from middle lanes?
Why not!

And Lord forbid the Tesla drivers use their turn signals 🙄
May 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I saw nothing, I'm sure 😅
a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a plaid jacket and a man in a blue suit
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a plaid jacket and a man in a blue suit
media.tenor.com
May 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I am a bad millennial because I am only confident about my answer to one of these 😅 (I was so sheltered before I moved to Oregon)
May 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Where do they think "midlife crisis" comes from 🙃
May 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM