keep on going booker! 💙

@booker.senate.gov @corybooker.com

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.

*nodding my head in agreement*

I want salary without job.

plugging in a USB, not the Correct Way, not the Wrong Way, but a Secret Third Way (it was right side up the first time)

[commercial for pants] Is your underwear cold?

His sheer unbridled and fat holiday spirit

Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close

Much respect to Yung Gravy for leaving in the visual at his concert that says “Yung Gravy would definitely fuck Kamala Harris” when he sings the lyrics “need a fine VP like Biden’s” when much of his fanbase is white Midwestern men