My Friends Call me Sarge
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somewhere out there is a baby named labubu
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
somewhere out there is a baby named labubu
Teacher tired level: opening the passenger side door of the car you drove in alone
June 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Teacher tired level: opening the passenger side door of the car you drove in alone
Teacher tired level: going to bed before the literal toddlers next door
June 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Teacher tired level: going to bed before the literal toddlers next door
Pour one out for my cats, who are all alone in the house today and tomorrow since my wife is on a trip
May 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Pour one out for my cats, who are all alone in the house today and tomorrow since my wife is on a trip
Trying really hard to do the right thing (mow the lawn) but the universe is conspiring against me (batteries for mower weren't both charged)
April 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Trying really hard to do the right thing (mow the lawn) but the universe is conspiring against me (batteries for mower weren't both charged)
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spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
Got one of those ideas that, on one hand makes me feel like a genius for having it but on the other makes me feel like an idiot for not thinking of it sooner
December 17, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Got one of those ideas that, on one hand makes me feel like a genius for having it but on the other makes me feel like an idiot for not thinking of it sooner
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remember kids, snitching doesn't pay
December 11, 2024 at 1:04 AM
remember kids, snitching doesn't pay
A student today asked me about the dancing plague and after I explained it, said "That sounds like something French people would do"
December 11, 2024 at 7:55 PM
A student today asked me about the dancing plague and after I explained it, said "That sounds like something French people would do"
Just realized my classroom phone has been off its hook for ??? An Amount of time. Hope no one needed me 😅
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Just realized my classroom phone has been off its hook for ??? An Amount of time. Hope no one needed me 😅
No surprises here
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
No surprises here
Can confirm
December 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Can confirm
No threading my posts you scroll to where I started or piece it together memento-style. I've been hardened in the tumblr mines, l don't "thread" things
December 1, 2024 at 1:25 AM
No threading my posts you scroll to where I started or piece it together memento-style. I've been hardened in the tumblr mines, l don't "thread" things
I can't even blame cold medicine for this I can't take it it gives me serotonin syndrome. This is just unfiltered fever talking
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I can't even blame cold medicine for this I can't take it it gives me serotonin syndrome. This is just unfiltered fever talking
And as much as I love my brothers, I don't think they and Mr. Darcy would be much to each other's tastes
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
And as much as I love my brothers, I don't think they and Mr. Darcy would be much to each other's tastes
Although I don't think I've mastered the demure cough, which handily knocks me out of the Georgian Marriage Races
December 1, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Although I don't think I've mastered the demure cough, which handily knocks me out of the Georgian Marriage Races
When's the part where I get to stay at a hot rich guy's house until I feel better
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
When's the part where I get to stay at a hot rich guy's house until I feel better
Current status:
December 1, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Current status:
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"It’s us against the world now, turkey."
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
WASHINGTON—Participating in the annual tradition one last time before leaving office, President Joe Biden reportedly told a pardoned Thanksgiving turkey “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde” on Monday befor...
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November 28, 2024 at 10:45 PM
"It’s us against the world now, turkey."
With this account, I can finally start towards my goal of making a living being funny enough on the internet
November 29, 2024 at 7:49 PM
With this account, I can finally start towards my goal of making a living being funny enough on the internet