The Whorticulturist
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I’m Pam. PNW Graphic and Plant creative design studio owner. Beyhive and Cornelia Street safe house. Very messy.
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I’ve been thinking about those photos since they said they’d arrested someone.
I think they really thought it was MTG, so hadn’t investigated. Now that they’re mad at her, they looked.
Unfortunately for them, it was not her. Allegedly.
Unfortunately for them, it was not her. Allegedly.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’ve been thinking about those photos since they said they’d arrested someone.
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Rural Washington will be hit particularly hard when federal SNAP benefits stop.
In Yakima County, for example, 28% of residents rely on SNAP — the highest percentage of any county.
This week, I announced that I’ll be directing $2.2 million per week to support food banks.
In Yakima County, for example, 28% of residents rely on SNAP — the highest percentage of any county.
This week, I announced that I’ll be directing $2.2 million per week to support food banks.
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Rural Washington will be hit particularly hard when federal SNAP benefits stop.
In Yakima County, for example, 28% of residents rely on SNAP — the highest percentage of any county.
This week, I announced that I’ll be directing $2.2 million per week to support food banks.
In Yakima County, for example, 28% of residents rely on SNAP — the highest percentage of any county.
This week, I announced that I’ll be directing $2.2 million per week to support food banks.
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Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
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Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”
But hey, he’s golfing for free.
Look at that huge jump in Trump's wealth in 2025.
Americans can't afford groceries or health care.
But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump.
www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
Americans can't afford groceries or health care.
But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump.
www.forbes.com/sites/danale...
September 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
But hey, he’s golfing for free.
Your annual reminder that you can decorate for Halloween as early as you want to.
I did it yesterday. The world is on fire and it was fun.
I did it yesterday. The world is on fire and it was fun.
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Your annual reminder that you can decorate for Halloween as early as you want to.
I did it yesterday. The world is on fire and it was fun.
I did it yesterday. The world is on fire and it was fun.
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Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Joy Reid nailed it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Can we take a second to see how cool this white sage grows? Obsessed with his bushes.
August 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Can we take a second to see how cool this white sage grows? Obsessed with his bushes.
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Americans more worried about a sign on a restaurant than children being murdered
August 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Americans more worried about a sign on a restaurant than children being murdered
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It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
August 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We may have gone overboard.
July 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We may have gone overboard.
Timeline cleanse. 💚
July 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Timeline cleanse. 💚
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🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦
June 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦
My favorite part of living in Vancouver WA is when they close the I5 bridge, but you don’t know it until you’re 7 miles away from it.
And then you sit there trapped on the freeway for as long as they decide you’re gonna sit there.
It’s great. Especially when I’ve got appointments. 👍🏼
And then you sit there trapped on the freeway for as long as they decide you’re gonna sit there.
It’s great. Especially when I’ve got appointments. 👍🏼
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My favorite part of living in Vancouver WA is when they close the I5 bridge, but you don’t know it until you’re 7 miles away from it.
And then you sit there trapped on the freeway for as long as they decide you’re gonna sit there.
It’s great. Especially when I’ve got appointments. 👍🏼
And then you sit there trapped on the freeway for as long as they decide you’re gonna sit there.
It’s great. Especially when I’ve got appointments. 👍🏼
Alright, my hip replacement is in two weeks. I can do this.
Only 14 more days of limping around like a wounded fox.
Only 14 more days of limping around like a wounded fox.
May 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Alright, my hip replacement is in two weeks. I can do this.
Only 14 more days of limping around like a wounded fox.
Only 14 more days of limping around like a wounded fox.
I close the office door at night, and in the morning the entire room smells like honeysuckle. From these bitty little things. 🥰
#hoya khroniana #plantroom
#hoya khroniana #plantroom
May 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I close the office door at night, and in the morning the entire room smells like honeysuckle. From these bitty little things. 🥰
#hoya khroniana #plantroom
#hoya khroniana #plantroom
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Graphic designer: it’s called leading.
Graphic designer: it’s called leading.
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume
Quantum physicist: I was in the superposition and unobserved
Quantum physicist: I was in the superposition and unobserved
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Solid state physicist: it's the zone between the valance band and the conduction band where there are no allowed states. Assuming letters are fermions.
Solid state physicist: it's the zone between the valance band and the conduction band where there are no allowed states. Assuming letters are fermions.
May 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Graphic designer: it’s called leading.
Graphic designer: it’s called leading.
I just got to yell “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I CALLED IT” to my husband.
Trump says he’s reopening Alcatraz for prisoners.
May 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just got to yell “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I CALLED IT” to my husband.
I’ve seen this soulless photo a million times and only just today noticed the limo toys. ☠️
Trump: "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30"
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’ve seen this soulless photo a million times and only just today noticed the limo toys. ☠️
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Keep in mind when Trump says we all have to suffer, starting with dolls for kids, this is all to give tax cuts to billionaires.
May 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Keep in mind when Trump says we all have to suffer, starting with dolls for kids, this is all to give tax cuts to billionaires.
Have some baby elephants.
Baby's Day Out ☀️
Tula-Tu explored outside in Elephant Lands for the first time yesterday! Now that the weather is warmer, she'll be spending more time playing in the sun with her mom and aunties.
Tula-Tu explored outside in Elephant Lands for the first time yesterday! Now that the weather is warmer, she'll be spending more time playing in the sun with her mom and aunties.
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Have some baby elephants.
It’s April 16th, and I’m still mad that I voted for Marie Glusenkamp Perez, in order to keep Joe Kent out of office, just to find she often votes the way Joe Kent voters would.
It’s as though she wants to snag their votes next time.
And she’ll need them.
It’s as though she wants to snag their votes next time.
And she’ll need them.
April 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s April 16th, and I’m still mad that I voted for Marie Glusenkamp Perez, in order to keep Joe Kent out of office, just to find she often votes the way Joe Kent voters would.
It’s as though she wants to snag their votes next time.
And she’ll need them.
It’s as though she wants to snag their votes next time.
And she’ll need them.
Hoya Retusa bloom 💚
April 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hoya Retusa bloom 💚