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Shōgun of @dcarmoury.bsky.social. Cromulence incarnate. God of hellfire. Paragon of virtues. Cylonitarian. Rat bastard. The Arsenal. In your face like Ed Gein. Valar Cirrhosis. No equal; no sequel.
Looks like SNL has their cold open this week. Sometimes, I wish I had an "adult character in Peanuts" audio filter to drown out some voices on TV. Maybe I should just invest in a trumpet.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Looks like SNL has their cold open this week. Sometimes, I wish I had an "adult character in Peanuts" audio filter to drown out some voices on TV. Maybe I should just invest in a trumpet.
It's been done.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It's been done.
Just today I got an email from DCU practically screaming at me to "lock in" my season ticket for 2026. Never mind that I haven't had a season ticket for almost 20 years now; I've never been less inclined to give them my money, then this news emerges. No fucking chance. This club is a farce.
Update ...
Lionel Messi* and Inter Miami are indeed coming to Baltimore early in the 2026 MLS season to play D.C. United, which chose to play the high-profile match in much-larger M&T Bank Stadium over Audi Field, per sources.
*pending availability
Lionel Messi* and Inter Miami are indeed coming to Baltimore early in the 2026 MLS season to play D.C. United, which chose to play the high-profile match in much-larger M&T Bank Stadium over Audi Field, per sources.
*pending availability
Lionel Messi and Inter Miami to visit … Baltimore next year? D.C. United weighs M&T Bank Stadium for 2026 match.
Details:
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Details:
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November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just today I got an email from DCU practically screaming at me to "lock in" my season ticket for 2026. Never mind that I haven't had a season ticket for almost 20 years now; I've never been less inclined to give them my money, then this news emerges. No fucking chance. This club is a farce.
The world's oldest Quentin Blake illustration.
absolutely lost my shit in the middle of a teams call because while something was discussed i wondered what the early images of Lilith were and i'm sorry but look LOOK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith#...
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The world's oldest Quentin Blake illustration.
I have a friend who won tickets to tonight's Caps game, but was going to stay in to study for an important test. They made the right decision. #ALLCAPS
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have a friend who won tickets to tonight's Caps game, but was going to stay in to study for an important test. They made the right decision. #ALLCAPS
Trying out a Halloween gag name again; no one got it the first time, but that was back on Twitter.
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Trying out a Halloween gag name again; no one got it the first time, but that was back on Twitter.
The only comedy, or bravery, I've ever seen on this show is when the Roots played Michele Bachmann onto the stage with "Lyin' Ass Bitch" by Fishbone. The chickenshit Fallon threw Questlove under the bus afterward as well.
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The only comedy, or bravery, I've ever seen on this show is when the Roots played Michele Bachmann onto the stage with "Lyin' Ass Bitch" by Fishbone. The chickenshit Fallon threw Questlove under the bus afterward as well.
Last year I went to only my second DCU match at Audi; we gave up a 2-goal lead to the Union and limped to a draw on a miserable night of rain. After seeing the current scoreline, that result was a bargain.
September 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Last year I went to only my second DCU match at Audi; we gave up a 2-goal lead to the Union and limped to a draw on a miserable night of rain. After seeing the current scoreline, that result was a bargain.
I feel like I need to pull up sometime soon and pour one out as near to Section 120 as soon as possible.
September 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I feel like I need to pull up sometime soon and pour one out as near to Section 120 as soon as possible.
Christmas came a bit early.
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Christmas came a bit early.
Me being born:
August 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Me being born:
Last night, I had a trivia question about this; in the notes was the usual "conservatives hate DEI" line, and a bit about the DNC tweeting "we think it sucks too". It's nice to know the "opposition" is not only fighting a dumb culture war, but fighting it FOR the assholes that started it.
Cracker Barrel announces it is going back to its old logo.
Our long national nightmare is ... stupid.
Our long national nightmare is ... stupid.
August 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Last night, I had a trivia question about this; in the notes was the usual "conservatives hate DEI" line, and a bit about the DNC tweeting "we think it sucks too". It's nice to know the "opposition" is not only fighting a dumb culture war, but fighting it FOR the assholes that started it.
Increase a Band:
Nineteen Inch Nails
Nineteen Inch Nails
Increase a Band:
Joy Corps
Cocteau Quadruplets
The Rolling Boulders
A+B+B+A+
Joy Corps
Cocteau Quadruplets
The Rolling Boulders
A+B+B+A+
Increase a Band:
The Reinforced Doors
The The The
Logorrheic Heads
The Antibiotic Resistant Germs
The Reinforced Doors
The The The
Logorrheic Heads
The Antibiotic Resistant Germs
August 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Increase a Band:
Nineteen Inch Nails
Nineteen Inch Nails
Big Stoke and Josh Fuller? It's a Nova Pro reunion! #AEWCollision
August 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Big Stoke and Josh Fuller? It's a Nova Pro reunion! #AEWCollision
Here's a sobering reminder of my advancing age; while I'm listening to the new Clipse album like I'm in my 20s, ad advert for Mutual of Omaha comes on, and I see that I'm at the minimum age to qualify for their life insurance.
August 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Here's a sobering reminder of my advancing age; while I'm listening to the new Clipse album like I'm in my 20s, ad advert for Mutual of Omaha comes on, and I see that I'm at the minimum age to qualify for their life insurance.
Yes, this is actual sad news. "Feels So Good" has always been the shit.
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yes, this is actual sad news. "Feels So Good" has always been the shit.
I had a great joke at trivia tonight that no one got. There was a question about "I Am Legend", and a note about Will Smith watching "Shrek" to combat loneliness. My joke was that "Shrek" was a better choice for him to watch than "Madagascar".
July 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I had a great joke at trivia tonight that no one got. There was a question about "I Am Legend", and a note about Will Smith watching "Shrek" to combat loneliness. My joke was that "Shrek" was a better choice for him to watch than "Madagascar".
Busch Gardens is hot as balls. I may break down and get on a water ride just to cool down.
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Busch Gardens is hot as balls. I may break down and get on a water ride just to cool down.
Shanghai Dune?
July 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Shanghai Dune?
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars. Star Trek, Doctor Who and Transformers.
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars. Star Trek, Doctor Who and Transformers.
Final score; 44 points, good for 3rd place, but I tied with a team of eight. They thought I was local, so they gave me the $10 gift card.
July 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Final score; 44 points, good for 3rd place, but I tied with a team of eight. They thought I was local, so they gave me the $10 gift card.
If it's Tuesday night, then I'm at Murphy's for trivia... except it's at Virginia Beach. Time to see how my Tidewater counterpart holds up.
July 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If it's Tuesday night, then I'm at Murphy's for trivia... except it's at Virginia Beach. Time to see how my Tidewater counterpart holds up.
Made it to Virginia Beach. 460 remains depressing.
July 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Made it to Virginia Beach. 460 remains depressing.
It's been done. www.instagram.com/reel/DAmq2bJ...
July 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's been done. www.instagram.com/reel/DAmq2bJ...