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This mortal kyle
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Jazz.
TNG scene. We're in the personal quarters of William T. Riker. The lights are low and the vibes are off the charts. Riker is sitting in a tall and comfy purple desk chair. He's wearing a silky shimmery blue robe and sitting contemplatively. His hands are clasped in his lap and his legs are crossed. Casual, cool, collected. Closed caption reads, "Jazz."
December 6, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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gingerspiced.bsky.social
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WE GOT HIM
HENRY KISSINGER NOT DEAD SOON ENOUGH
November 30, 2023 at 1:52 AM
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melstefaniuk.bsky.social
Practicing transcendental meditation for decades to gain access to the ether of ideas that exists outside our consciousness and pulling from it the concept for Honkula, a vampire car that sucks gas out of other cars.
October 16, 2023 at 3:51 PM
theunabummer.bsky.social
lostblueheaven.com/collections/... i need $370 its really important
October 25, 2023 at 5:08 AM
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The Abominable Dr Vibes
October 25, 2023 at 4:01 AM
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mobute.bsky.social
posting this because i'm seeing an uncorrected version going around
oh cool it's two nerds torturing session musicians to make sterile-air-duct music you can fuck to less than the stats-screen beat in a video game about math
October 23, 2023 at 1:36 AM
theunabummer.bsky.social
No offense but im treating this like twitter methadone
October 19, 2023 at 7:30 PM
theunabummer.bsky.social
>3 things to do today
October 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We all woke up one day, looked at Arcade Fire, and collectively said “that’s about enough of that”
October 18, 2023 at 5:01 PM
theunabummer.bsky.social
Me btw
October 18, 2023 at 3:42 AM
theunabummer.bsky.social
Finding a thrift shop in 2023 that isnt completely picked over by depop sellers is more rare than finding true love
October 18, 2023 at 2:32 AM
theunabummer.bsky.social
Whats going on over here?
September 20, 2023 at 8:12 AM
theunabummer.bsky.social
My discover page here is 80% ppl i muted over on twitter
August 24, 2023 at 7:03 PM
theunabummer.bsky.social
Hey
August 18, 2023 at 8:14 PM