The Unabeefer
@theunabeefer.bsky.social
Author of TIMECLOCK and The Adventures of Skybird & Air-boy. Anarchist. Inhuman dork.
Meowty Meowphin Meower Rangers
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Meowty Meowphin Meower Rangers
At what point are we all just going to admit that there's literally no reason for the US government to exist anymore, because it all means absolutely nothing... And then we can just be done with the whole thing and move on with our lives?
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
At what point are we all just going to admit that there's literally no reason for the US government to exist anymore, because it all means absolutely nothing... And then we can just be done with the whole thing and move on with our lives?
Capitalism is slavery with extra steps.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Capitalism is slavery with extra steps.
Just remembered I had started a Martin and Lewis marathon some time ago, so now I'm watching That's My Boy (1951), not to be confused with the Adam Sandler movie that did not star Jerry Lewis nor Dean Martin.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just remembered I had started a Martin and Lewis marathon some time ago, so now I'm watching That's My Boy (1951), not to be confused with the Adam Sandler movie that did not star Jerry Lewis nor Dean Martin.
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
Delighted by the thought of AIPAC having to think about how much money they wasted...
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Delighted by the thought of AIPAC having to think about how much money they wasted...
Haich or tee tee orgy oru... Snip and clip and torch your toroos... You kin tick me hot to goru
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Haich or tee tee orgy oru... Snip and clip and torch your toroos... You kin tick me hot to goru
"And it's not a bad life, but I'm just a trad wife..." - Taylor Swift probably.
October 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"And it's not a bad life, but I'm just a trad wife..." - Taylor Swift probably.
I'm looking forward to the Trainwrecords on Taylor's new album. @shadowtodd.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm looking forward to the Trainwrecords on Taylor's new album. @shadowtodd.bsky.social
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is essentially the "Roadhouse" Robin Hood movie.... It's not BAD... but it's bad... It's not GOOD... but it's good. It's utterly fucking stupid, but I eat up every minute of it.
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is essentially the "Roadhouse" Robin Hood movie.... It's not BAD... but it's bad... It's not GOOD... but it's good. It's utterly fucking stupid, but I eat up every minute of it.
I've been online since the late 80's... but I just realized I've been CHRONICALLY online since 1993 when WBS Chat became a thing.
The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"
The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I've been online since the late 80's... but I just realized I've been CHRONICALLY online since 1993 when WBS Chat became a thing.
The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"
The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"
I'm really good at this stuff... All your countries are going to hell.
September 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm really good at this stuff... All your countries are going to hell.
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I wonder if Harry Stylz and Julia Stylz are related.
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I wonder if Harry Stylz and Julia Stylz are related.
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David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.
Not a day goes by that I don't miss Gordon Downie.
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Not a day goes by that I don't miss Gordon Downie.
My favorite music fact... Chumbawamba formed before REM and disbanded after REM. Chumbawamba lasted longer as a band than REM.
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My favorite music fact... Chumbawamba formed before REM and disbanded after REM. Chumbawamba lasted longer as a band than REM.
JD Vance and the military carrying the casket of a podcaster is so ridiculous. The writers of this season of the United States are so stupid. Like, they can't even stick to their own continuity.
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
JD Vance and the military carrying the casket of a podcaster is so ridiculous. The writers of this season of the United States are so stupid. Like, they can't even stick to their own continuity.
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The primary person that would have benefited the most from Charlie Kirk’s public assassination is Donald Trump, and we already know it’s not beyond magic ear Trump to orchestrate a plot where his own followers are killed. Especially to cover up the Epstein files and coverage.
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The primary person that would have benefited the most from Charlie Kirk’s public assassination is Donald Trump, and we already know it’s not beyond magic ear Trump to orchestrate a plot where his own followers are killed. Especially to cover up the Epstein files and coverage.
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Some of y'all have yelled at people for saying they won't vote for this guy—a man who wants to honor CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK BY CONTINUING "HIS WORK."
Never talk to me about this man again.
Never talk to me about this man again.
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Some of y'all have yelled at people for saying they won't vote for this guy—a man who wants to honor CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK BY CONTINUING "HIS WORK."
Never talk to me about this man again.
Never talk to me about this man again.
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Waiting for a non colorado politician to comment on a more important tragedy at Evergreen high school...one that plagues our country because of people like Kirk
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BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least two students were shot Wednesday at Evergreen High School, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said. This is a developing story that will be updated.
coloradosun.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Waiting for a non colorado politician to comment on a more important tragedy at Evergreen high school...one that plagues our country because of people like Kirk
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bsky.app/profile/colo...
My favourite thing right now is that the entire Internet is just lithe "Yeah, he's dead" ... They post a picture and a brief video from June, and we're all like "Yeah, he's dead" ... his granddaughter posts a picture from January, and we're all "Yeah, he's dead"
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My favourite thing right now is that the entire Internet is just lithe "Yeah, he's dead" ... They post a picture and a brief video from June, and we're all like "Yeah, he's dead" ... his granddaughter posts a picture from January, and we're all "Yeah, he's dead"
Happy new Laufey album day, to all who celebrate.
August 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Happy new Laufey album day, to all who celebrate.
The New Eric Burdon And The New New War Animals New
August 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The New Eric Burdon And The New New War Animals New
"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."