The Uber Dork
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Exactly one soul has ever read these.
Just trying to get my mind of the travesty in Minneapolis today. When is enough going to be enough for every one else. 😢
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More Bounce to the Ounce
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January 8, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Just trying to get my mind of the travesty in Minneapolis today. When is enough going to be enough for every one else. 😢
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What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
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FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
63 unread messages and still not the one single one I'd like to see from the one single person. Damn.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
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ALT: a cartoon character with futurama written on the top
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January 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
63 unread messages and still not the one single one I'd like to see from the one single person. Damn.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
Not even day 2 of 2026 and a person I told that I appreciate their existence goes off on me about a situation they have 0 knowledge or context for.
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Not even day 2 of 2026 and a person I told that I appreciate their existence goes off on me about a situation they have 0 knowledge or context for.
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
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One final prediction about 2026, before the time-wave hits #Oregon:
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
One final prediction about 2026, before the time-wave hits #Oregon:
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
Have a happy new year everybody. From me and this very real picture to you. 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Have a happy new year everybody. From me and this very real picture to you. 🥂
all my life...
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All My Life
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December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
all my life...
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I hope that someday you see it.
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I hope that someday you see it.
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
I always wonder why people preemptively block me on here. Like I didn’t even know you exist… LUL
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I always wonder why people preemptively block me on here. Like I didn’t even know you exist… LUL
Waking up next to nothing, after dreaming of you and me. I’m waking up all alone, waking up so relieved.
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Spotify – Web Player
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Waking up next to nothing, after dreaming of you and me. I’m waking up all alone, waking up so relieved.
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Am I an idiot?
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Am I an idiot?
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
Just wish I could ask her to hear this, and know it’s about her. Every night.
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December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just wish I could ask her to hear this, and know it’s about her. Every night.
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The greatest distance between two people isn't miles—it's the silence of things left unsaid.
Can’t find the words…?
Drop a song.
Can’t find the words…?
Drop a song.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The greatest distance between two people isn't miles—it's the silence of things left unsaid.
Can’t find the words…?
Drop a song.
Can’t find the words…?
Drop a song.
Just wish you knew it’s because I ❤️ you.
But I can’t tell you that.
My heart wants what it wants I’ve always been able to recognize that quickly.
I’ve never understood why being honest about it is such a social taboo though.
Is it the ‘tism? 😔
But I can’t tell you that.
My heart wants what it wants I’ve always been able to recognize that quickly.
I’ve never understood why being honest about it is such a social taboo though.
Is it the ‘tism? 😔
December 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just wish you knew it’s because I ❤️ you.
But I can’t tell you that.
My heart wants what it wants I’ve always been able to recognize that quickly.
I’ve never understood why being honest about it is such a social taboo though.
Is it the ‘tism? 😔
But I can’t tell you that.
My heart wants what it wants I’ve always been able to recognize that quickly.
I’ve never understood why being honest about it is such a social taboo though.
Is it the ‘tism? 😔
Yeah… I’m sweet.
But I’m ALSO savory.
But I’m ALSO savory.
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Yeah… I’m sweet.
But I’m ALSO savory.
But I’m ALSO savory.
I am so tired of hearing about “someone’s gonna impeach him.”
No they’re not. At least not until we could actually have a a chance at removing him from office.
I SWTG this has become the left’s click bait/buzz word. And until it actually happens; I really don’t wanna hear about it anymore.
No they’re not. At least not until we could actually have a a chance at removing him from office.
I SWTG this has become the left’s click bait/buzz word. And until it actually happens; I really don’t wanna hear about it anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I am so tired of hearing about “someone’s gonna impeach him.”
No they’re not. At least not until we could actually have a a chance at removing him from office.
I SWTG this has become the left’s click bait/buzz word. And until it actually happens; I really don’t wanna hear about it anymore.
No they’re not. At least not until we could actually have a a chance at removing him from office.
I SWTG this has become the left’s click bait/buzz word. And until it actually happens; I really don’t wanna hear about it anymore.
I don’t even know who that was 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don’t even know who that was 🤣
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Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
I’d set up a donation link, but even if it wasn’t just for 🍃 no one would. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’d set up a donation link, but even if it wasn’t just for 🍃 no one would. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sure would like to know what it felt like to be wanted by someone I wanted.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sure would like to know what it felt like to be wanted by someone I wanted.
I wish we were talking. That we were more than internet acquaintances… much more. You ignite my world
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I wish we were talking. That we were more than internet acquaintances… much more. You ignite my world
It doesn't matter.
She won't see it, or hear it.
She doesn't even follow me.
even if I tagged her she wouldn't care.
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She won't see it, or hear it.
She doesn't even follow me.
even if I tagged her she wouldn't care.
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Maybe I'm Amazed
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December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It doesn't matter.
She won't see it, or hear it.
She doesn't even follow me.
even if I tagged her she wouldn't care.
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She won't see it, or hear it.
She doesn't even follow me.
even if I tagged her she wouldn't care.
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Still hurts.
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Letters To You
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December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Still hurts.
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