The Uber Dork
@theuberdork.bsky.social
Exactly one soul has ever read these.
Was feeling a little better after yesterday and then basically reminded that I am actually completely forgettable. Awesome
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Was feeling a little better after yesterday and then basically reminded that I am actually completely forgettable. Awesome
A real person with real thoughts, real feelings, real dreams, goals, and desires.
But still treated like he is not.
😔
But still treated like he is not.
😔
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 AM
A real person with real thoughts, real feelings, real dreams, goals, and desires.
But still treated like he is not.
😔
But still treated like he is not.
😔
Banger of a day so far. Got made to feel like absolute shit in a place I thought I was at least *kind of* accepted.
And it’s the anniversary of my Dad’s passing… just stacking depression like it’s a pro sport.
💀
But fuck me right? Just another day in paradise
And it’s the anniversary of my Dad’s passing… just stacking depression like it’s a pro sport.
💀
But fuck me right? Just another day in paradise
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Banger of a day so far. Got made to feel like absolute shit in a place I thought I was at least *kind of* accepted.
And it’s the anniversary of my Dad’s passing… just stacking depression like it’s a pro sport.
💀
But fuck me right? Just another day in paradise
And it’s the anniversary of my Dad’s passing… just stacking depression like it’s a pro sport.
💀
But fuck me right? Just another day in paradise
...And there I go again... back to wishing I could mean something more to her, when I know all I'll ever mean to her is next to nothing. I hate feeling like I'll never be good enough for someone I'm attracted to.
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ALT: a cat with a sad look on its face is laying down on a yellow blanket
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January 14, 2026 at 6:32 AM
...And there I go again... back to wishing I could mean something more to her, when I know all I'll ever mean to her is next to nothing. I hate feeling like I'll never be good enough for someone I'm attracted to.
When I see that someone I follow follows me back on social media? That’s a kind of dopamine that I am not used to.
And I know it’s a small gesture. But it’s huge for me. Thank you. I appreciate it, and you more than I can really put to words.
🥹
And I know it’s a small gesture. But it’s huge for me. Thank you. I appreciate it, and you more than I can really put to words.
🥹
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
When I see that someone I follow follows me back on social media? That’s a kind of dopamine that I am not used to.
And I know it’s a small gesture. But it’s huge for me. Thank you. I appreciate it, and you more than I can really put to words.
🥹
And I know it’s a small gesture. But it’s huge for me. Thank you. I appreciate it, and you more than I can really put to words.
🥹
All reporters should henceforth refer to him as the “Pedophile Protector Piggy in Chief” when addressing him.
Also that legend deserves a raise.
Also that legend deserves a raise.
Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" during Trump’s visit to the factory today.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
All reporters should henceforth refer to him as the “Pedophile Protector Piggy in Chief” when addressing him.
Also that legend deserves a raise.
Also that legend deserves a raise.
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I still just want to talk to her like normal people do, when trying to get to know each other.
But I can’t have nice things like that. 😔
But I can’t have nice things like that. 😔
January 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I still just want to talk to her like normal people do, when trying to get to know each other.
But I can’t have nice things like that. 😔
But I can’t have nice things like that. 😔
Ugh. What an I even doing with my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife. 😔😔😔💀
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Ugh. What an I even doing with my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife. 😔😔😔💀
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Just trying to get my mind of the travesty in Minneapolis today. When is enough going to be enough for every one else. 😢
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More Bounce to the Ounce
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January 8, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Just trying to get my mind of the travesty in Minneapolis today. When is enough going to be enough for every one else. 😢
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What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
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FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
63 unread messages and still not the one single one I'd like to see from the one single person. Damn.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
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January 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
63 unread messages and still not the one single one I'd like to see from the one single person. Damn.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
just once I'd sure like to know what it's like to be something to someone who's something to me.
Not even day 2 of 2026 and a person I told that I appreciate their existence goes off on me about a situation they have 0 knowledge or context for.
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Not even day 2 of 2026 and a person I told that I appreciate their existence goes off on me about a situation they have 0 knowledge or context for.
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
Like, I’m still confused what warranted that? Because I said I’m just not a social person that would walk up to a stranger at a gas station? R U OK?
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One final prediction about 2026, before the time-wave hits #Oregon:
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
One final prediction about 2026, before the time-wave hits #Oregon:
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
Donald Trump and his MAGA Cultists have no way forward, beyond this summer. They're doom-bound and won't go down easily. We must prepare for casualties, of every kind.
#StrongerTogether
#HappyNewYear
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#StaySafe
Have a happy new year everybody. From me and this very real picture to you. 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Have a happy new year everybody. From me and this very real picture to you. 🥂
all my life...
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All My Life
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December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
all my life...
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I hope that someday you see it.
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I hope that someday you see it.
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
What you think you’re missing now,
But could have had this whole time.
I’m just sad that it won’t be until after I’m gone.
Too late, aka: The story of my life.
❤️🔥💔Ⓜ️Ⓜ️😣😥
I always wonder why people preemptively block me on here. Like I didn’t even know you exist… LUL
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I always wonder why people preemptively block me on here. Like I didn’t even know you exist… LUL
Waking up next to nothing, after dreaming of you and me. I’m waking up all alone, waking up so relieved.
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Spotify – Web Player
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Waking up next to nothing, after dreaming of you and me. I’m waking up all alone, waking up so relieved.
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Am I an idiot?
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Am I an idiot?
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
Yeah.
Yeah probably.
But I’m a sweet idiot,
with good intentions.
Just wish I could ask her to hear this, and know it’s about her. Every night.
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December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just wish I could ask her to hear this, and know it’s about her. Every night.
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