The Uber Dork
@theuberdork.bsky.social
Exactly one soul has ever read these.
I mean I just think you’re really beautiful is all 🥰😍🥹
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I mean I just think you’re really beautiful is all 🥰😍🥹
I require comforts on a regular basis. Thank you Belle! 💙🩷
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I require comforts on a regular basis. Thank you Belle! 💙🩷
🫨🥺😢. But whhhhyyy?? ☹️
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
🫨🥺😢. But whhhhyyy?? ☹️
But miss? You ALREADY do
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January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
But miss? You ALREADY do
Sure I’ll comment again:
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January 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Sure I’ll comment again:
What an absolute dream!
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
What an absolute dream!
Incredible! 😍😵💫
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Incredible! 😍😵💫
Define “behave”. Because we aim to misbehave…
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Define “behave”. Because we aim to misbehave…
As often as you let me. 😙
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
As often as you let me. 😙
You’re welcome to throw it back any time you want. ☺️😉❤️🔥
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
You’re welcome to throw it back any time you want. ☺️😉❤️🔥
Even if I said it was because I needed to taste you first thing in the morning? 🥺
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Even if I said it was because I needed to taste you first thing in the morning? 🥺
Would you come back to bed if I asked nicely?
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Would you come back to bed if I asked nicely?
I volunteer 🙋🏼♂️😃
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I volunteer 🙋🏼♂️😃
Goddamn. Hearing you gets me so hot! That is so hot! Fuuuuuu— 💦
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Goddamn. Hearing you gets me so hot! That is so hot! Fuuuuuu— 💦
Yeah, but aren’t you worried our kid’s would be TOO powerful? Too cute? I would be. Who could even handle that kind of responsibility?
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Yeah, but aren’t you worried our kid’s would be TOO powerful? Too cute? I would be. Who could even handle that kind of responsibility?
Would rather dream with you AND watch adventure time together but alright. Hope you get all the good sleeps!
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January 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Would rather dream with you AND watch adventure time together but alright. Hope you get all the good sleeps!