thetolkienblackguy.bsky.social
@thetolkienblackguy.bsky.social
I'm not a data scientist and don't have the credentials to be. However, I'm an intellectually curious football guy who prefers empirical data to vibes.
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This is a cleaner copy than some of the others being shared.
Here is the full CECOT torture prison segment that CBS tried to kill to appease Trump. Please spread it far and wide.

YouTube: youtu.be/F81WnOyDXD4?...
Substack: open.substack.com/pub/qasimras...
Full CECOT Interview from CBS Canada
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I still don't know what NFL teams saw at Michigan that made them believe this guy was a 1st round pick.
Drew Magary is puking blood somewhere
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I wanted to avoid being political on this account. But it would be apropos and such an encapsulation of the misogyny in this country that the thing that gets Trump caught up is not the victimization of young woman but the possibility that he allegedly might be bi-sexual.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Taps sign
I would like to propose changing the Andy Dalton Line to the Trevor Lawrence Line.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I would like to propose changing the Andy Dalton Line to the Trevor Lawrence Line.
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
More people are going to start saying Jonathan Taylor should be MVP. I'm going to remind them that the Colts have had him for years and have never been very good. While the Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs are always contenders. Running backs matter, but not enough to ever be an MVP in the modern NFL.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Omfg this game
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Wowww
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Those new to the game who are listening to the broadcast... the guy that's apparently developing as a passer is the all time leader in passer rating.
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The worst part about the internet is that people think they need to share everything. You don't. You can keep somethings to yourself. I mean this is fucking shitty behavior so don't do this, but if you, don't admit it.
"I’ve seen people walk in socks in the bathroom... I always pee on the floor to make sure if you walk in in socks, you’re getting urine on your feet.”

bit.ly/4p2iZsT
Mark Schlereth: 'I always pee on the floor'
Fox Sports NFL analyst Mark Schlereth reveals he always urinated on the floor of airplanes to discourage people from being barefoot.
bit.ly
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
As a Ravens fan the road to hell is paved with QBs that were crowned better than Lamar after an 8 game stretch...
Liam called this play just to make it obvious it’s not his fault, it’s Trevor’s fault
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Playoff baseball is so good man
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Saw someone say on Reddit "I'm 99% sure I wouldn't like 98% who don't like Jazz Chisholm." I've never had a person summarize how I feel so perfectly.
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
There are still people and commentators that think there's something advantageous about waiting to go for 2 when scoring down 15.
September 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nerds! We won! Playing Madden against the CPU, I was up 14 in the 4th QTR, and they scored a TD, and they went for 2.

#Madden #Analytics #NFL
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This game is drunk.
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Darnold looks like he reverted to 2019 Darnold vs the Patriots.
I don't know if I've ever seen a QB lose it like this in such a big spot. I mean it's one thing to watch a QB press and get careless, but Sam just doesn't even seem to know what he's looking at or where the answers are. Or obviously how much time he has to figure it out.
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Feel bad for Sam Darnold. His last game and a half has been rough, and now his great season might just be remembered for these two bad games instead of 17 weeks of solid QB play.
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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the Justin Herbert* discourse is in danger of getting VERY loud

*who I think is awesome
January 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
People are going to overreact about a 2 game sample size with Justin Herbert if the chargers don't come back.
January 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Have no idea who Tim Boyle knows. Like you can't even go back to college to see that he was ever good. He was bad against bad competition.
It is time to let BlueSky know about Tim Boyle’s college stats (12 touchdowns and 26 interceptions at UConn and Eastern Kentucky) and his pro game log (his teams are 0-10 in games where he’s thrown a pass)
December 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I have no idea what Tim Boyle has done at any level to be on an NFL roster. He needs to be studied.
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM