This whole Greenland thing is such a mystery isn’t it? What could have possibly prompted it? Oh wait…

Love is…

…peace and tranquillity with your homie. 💚

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If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

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Greggsggg Walllace lawyers have clarified that their client has been taken out of context 'when he said a "handful" of women what he meant was Wahay! Handful! PHWOARR, You don't get many of them to the pound eh, eh! Handful Eh!'

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

@manvsbaby.bsky.social Oh man, I can't express how much I laughed out loud (particularly at the Pope joke), got sad, got happy and absolutely loved Frank and Red. Thank you. I might have got a bit leaky-eyed towards the end though, and for a 55 year old bloke, that's a rare thing...

This is Buddy. He has perfected the art of peekaboo. But despite his expertise, graciously doesn't make his human search for too long. 14/10

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Eric in camp security mode.

Can't wait for next month.

With new figures showing that more than one in three children in the UK are now living in poverty, with deprivation hitting a record high, it's good to see the Times focusing on the people who are really struggling

"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?

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