Statler & Waldorf. Eurovision experts. Former Muppets.
@thestatlerwaldorf.bsky.social
Kings of bad taste. Come out to play during Eurovision. Douche points forever.
Pinned
Statler: ‘I’ve heard better vocals under my showerhead.’
Waldorf: ‘That would be douche points.’
Tune in. Our cranky selves getting lathered up to revealing the points! 😉 #Eurovision2025 #JuryDuty”
Waldorf: ‘That would be douche points.’
Tune in. Our cranky selves getting lathered up to revealing the points! 😉 #Eurovision2025 #JuryDuty”
For those wondering what we’re up to the rest of the year… Training for our black belts to deal with that Panda
August 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
For those wondering what we’re up to the rest of the year… Training for our black belts to deal with that Panda
Think those Pingu’s of @tomhelsen.bsky.social performing in Penguinese would make a wonderful addition to the next #Eurovision
August 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Think those Pingu’s of @tomhelsen.bsky.social performing in Penguinese would make a wonderful addition to the next #Eurovision
That’s our bunny. Red wine on white fluffy stuff. #douchepoints
May 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That’s our bunny. Red wine on white fluffy stuff. #douchepoints
Getting our outfits ready for next year.
a man and a woman are posing for a picture
ALT: a man and a woman are posing for a picture
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May 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Getting our outfits ready for next year.
Well, this sums up this year’s #Eurovision nicely.
May 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well, this sums up this year’s #Eurovision nicely.
We’re all wasted by now. Hurray.
We have a winner 🇦🇹
Congratulations to Austria's JJ, who has won the 69th Eurovision Song Contest with the song Wasted Love.
Congratulations to Austria's JJ, who has won the 69th Eurovision Song Contest with the song Wasted Love.
May 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We’re all wasted by now. Hurray.
Ich komme .. nicht. Douche points.
May 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ich komme .. nicht. Douche points.
Celebrating 69 posts. Douze points.
May 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Celebrating 69 posts. Douze points.
Some years we have music. Some years are a freak show. #douchepoints
May 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Some years we have music. Some years are a freak show. #douchepoints
Douze points mit Stempel
Made in Switzerland at the First Semi-Final | Eurovision 2025 | #UnitedByMusic 🇨🇭
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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May 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Douze points mit Stempel
No words.
May 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No words.
Let’s petition for everybody to sing in their language again. No Spanglish. No Franglish. Back to the eighties. #Eurovision
a picture of a red haired anime character with the words " you cant speak your native language "
ALT: a picture of a red haired anime character with the words " you cant speak your native language "
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May 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Let’s petition for everybody to sing in their language again. No Spanglish. No Franglish. Back to the eighties. #Eurovision
Happy Eurovision day. Comes right after Mother’s Day.
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Happy Eurovision day. Comes right after Mother’s Day.
Airguitar is the best guitar.
a man wearing a blue shirt that says " domo for president " on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says " domo for president " on it
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May 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Airguitar is the best guitar.
Any dog would be traumatized by this. Poor #Laika.
a dog in a space suit with a rocket attached to it
ALT: a dog in a space suit with a rocket attached to it
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May 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Any dog would be traumatized by this. Poor #Laika.
Wish we’d paid more attention in geography class. Australia is apparently in Europe.
May 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Wish we’d paid more attention in geography class. Australia is apparently in Europe.
No idea what’s in store for this second evening of madness. At least there’s no queue for important business. #Eurovision2025
May 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No idea what’s in store for this second evening of madness. At least there’s no queue for important business. #Eurovision2025
No #Eurovision for that chicken. Luckily she only liked rock music.
Es gibt traurige Nachrichten.
Ich musste mein Sorgenkind Betty heute einschläfern lassen. Sie hatte einen ganz harten Bauch, vermutlich durch eine chronische Legedarmentzündung.
Sie war ein besonders liebes Huhn. Und sie mochte Rockmusik.
Ich musste mein Sorgenkind Betty heute einschläfern lassen. Sie hatte einen ganz harten Bauch, vermutlich durch eine chronische Legedarmentzündung.
Sie war ein besonders liebes Huhn. Und sie mochte Rockmusik.
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No #Eurovision for that chicken. Luckily she only liked rock music.
Tastes like fresh beer. Bring it into my veins.
May 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tastes like fresh beer. Bring it into my veins.
Macchiato dude.
May 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Macchiato dude.
Who dis?
Lo peor de Eurovisión son los expertos en Eurovisión.
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Who dis?
Need to give these #douzepoints at some point. Need more flat beer and perhaps a Swedish sausage.
May 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Need to give these #douzepoints at some point. Need more flat beer and perhaps a Swedish sausage.
This is so real 😂 #eurovision
(credit: escxlucian on Twitter/X)
(credit: escxlucian on Twitter/X)
May 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This macchiato dude looks like the guy who plays Louis XIV in Versailles. Moustachuaquestion.
May 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This macchiato dude looks like the guy who plays Louis XIV in Versailles. Moustachuaquestion.
At least one thing to celebrate… Congrats!
May 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At least one thing to celebrate… Congrats!