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Statler & Waldorf. Eurovision experts. Former Muppets.
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Kings of bad taste. Come out to play during Eurovision. Douche points forever.
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Some years the public voting system is rigged, other years it is definitely rigged. #VotingFarms
May 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Douze points
May 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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And it’s the 69th Eurovision Festival with a fitting lineup!
May 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Focus. #Luxembourg is up now. It’s about puppets. #MissPiggy would be elated. Still #douzepoints
a muppet wearing a feathered hat is standing in a dark room with two other muppets
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May 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Douze points
May 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Can see it now. Can we have #Greenland too? #douzepoints for Greenland. #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Sign here
May 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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No idea about the song. But nice country and tax free. We love that. Douze points.
May 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Milkshake man. Pure bribery in a milk producing nation.
May 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM