Squelvin HQ
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Home of "The Adventures of Squelvin" and whatever other crap i draw or think of.
Soon we will crush the fascists under the wheel of progress.
Soon we will crush the fascists under the wheel of progress.
Pinned
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Once you’ve played Prey 2006 you’ll never stop wanting to beat Bethesda to death with your bare hands
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Once you’ve played Prey 2006 you’ll never stop wanting to beat Bethesda to death with your bare hands
Imagine being so unfathomably insecure in your manhood that you spend your entire life worrying about doing something that isnt "coded" for you.
Actual micropenis behavior.
Actual micropenis behavior.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Imagine being so unfathomably insecure in your manhood that you spend your entire life worrying about doing something that isnt "coded" for you.
Actual micropenis behavior.
Actual micropenis behavior.
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
Total Chaos is pretty damn good so far.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Total Chaos is pretty damn good so far.
Total Chaos is pretty damn good so far.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Total Chaos is pretty damn good so far.
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They’re simultaneously running the 2002-03 Iraq war scam in Venezuela while also running the 2008 “too big to fail” scam of 2008.
Republicans are getting more efficient at corruption and incompetence.
Republicans are getting more efficient at corruption and incompetence.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They’re simultaneously running the 2002-03 Iraq war scam in Venezuela while also running the 2008 “too big to fail” scam of 2008.
Republicans are getting more efficient at corruption and incompetence.
Republicans are getting more efficient at corruption and incompetence.
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At what point do these people start to understand that a handful of billionaires getting richer doesn't mean an economy is moving forwards?
Nobody can afford anything, and the average person is either underpaid or unemployed.
This is not sustainable and -will- collapse.
Nobody can afford anything, and the average person is either underpaid or unemployed.
This is not sustainable and -will- collapse.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
At what point do these people start to understand that a handful of billionaires getting richer doesn't mean an economy is moving forwards?
Nobody can afford anything, and the average person is either underpaid or unemployed.
This is not sustainable and -will- collapse.
Nobody can afford anything, and the average person is either underpaid or unemployed.
This is not sustainable and -will- collapse.
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[aitsf] my pointless yuri
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[aitsf] my pointless yuri
Robert Irwins dancing did NOT deserve a perfect 30.
Bros shmoozing and charming game is unbeatable.
Bros shmoozing and charming game is unbeatable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Robert Irwins dancing did NOT deserve a perfect 30.
Bros shmoozing and charming game is unbeatable.
Bros shmoozing and charming game is unbeatable.
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Behind the Princess' Portrait
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Behind the Princess' Portrait
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It's cool to see Gen Z go through all the same things Millennials did.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's cool to see Gen Z go through all the same things Millennials did.
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This will always be the most iconic example of White Supremacist / Internet Male subcultures being owned.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This will always be the most iconic example of White Supremacist / Internet Male subcultures being owned.
Screw adding heroes.
Blizzard should start retiring #Overwatch heroes who don't have a place in the game anymore. Remove them from the roster in the main Playlists, but keep em in arcade modes.
Have a big crazy ass lore event in the vein of TF86, where the retired heroes all get fuckin massacred.
Blizzard should start retiring #Overwatch heroes who don't have a place in the game anymore. Remove them from the roster in the main Playlists, but keep em in arcade modes.
Have a big crazy ass lore event in the vein of TF86, where the retired heroes all get fuckin massacred.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Screw adding heroes.
Blizzard should start retiring #Overwatch heroes who don't have a place in the game anymore. Remove them from the roster in the main Playlists, but keep em in arcade modes.
Have a big crazy ass lore event in the vein of TF86, where the retired heroes all get fuckin massacred.
Blizzard should start retiring #Overwatch heroes who don't have a place in the game anymore. Remove them from the roster in the main Playlists, but keep em in arcade modes.
Have a big crazy ass lore event in the vein of TF86, where the retired heroes all get fuckin massacred.
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They don't get talked about much anymore but Roald Dahl hosted two different horror anthologies & they had wildly different tenures.
Way Out (1961) lasted only 14 episodes and 4 of them are lost media. It only survives through bootlegs.
Tales Of The Unexpected (1979-1988) somehow had 112 episodes.
Way Out (1961) lasted only 14 episodes and 4 of them are lost media. It only survives through bootlegs.
Tales Of The Unexpected (1979-1988) somehow had 112 episodes.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
They don't get talked about much anymore but Roald Dahl hosted two different horror anthologies & they had wildly different tenures.
Way Out (1961) lasted only 14 episodes and 4 of them are lost media. It only survives through bootlegs.
Tales Of The Unexpected (1979-1988) somehow had 112 episodes.
Way Out (1961) lasted only 14 episodes and 4 of them are lost media. It only survives through bootlegs.
Tales Of The Unexpected (1979-1988) somehow had 112 episodes.
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We knew it wasn’t going to work.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We knew it wasn’t going to work.
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A Depression-era comic costing 10 cents is $2.34 in today's money.
Superman edition found in mum's attic is most valuable comic ever at $9.12m
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a new record after Man of Steel comic found in a California home is auctioned.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A Depression-era comic costing 10 cents is $2.34 in today's money.
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Elon Musk’s Grokipedia cites the neo-Nazi website Stormfront as a source 42 times — according to an analysis by two researchers at Cornell University
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Elon Musk’s Grokipedia cites the neo-Nazi website Stormfront as a source 42 times — according to an analysis by two researchers at Cornell University
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"Nah man, I'm not [signing] those Funkos" 😂
— Oscar Isaac
— Oscar Isaac
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Nah man, I'm not [signing] those Funkos" 😂
— Oscar Isaac
— Oscar Isaac
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'Star Wars: Visions' has been accused of ripping off fight choreography from a fan film for one of its episodes
• The fan film was made by 'Dune' stunt double Lorenz Hideyoshi
• The 'Visions' short was made by Indian animation studio 88 Pictures and directed by Ishan Shukla
• The fan film was made by 'Dune' stunt double Lorenz Hideyoshi
• The 'Visions' short was made by Indian animation studio 88 Pictures and directed by Ishan Shukla
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
'Star Wars: Visions' has been accused of ripping off fight choreography from a fan film for one of its episodes
• The fan film was made by 'Dune' stunt double Lorenz Hideyoshi
• The 'Visions' short was made by Indian animation studio 88 Pictures and directed by Ishan Shukla
• The fan film was made by 'Dune' stunt double Lorenz Hideyoshi
• The 'Visions' short was made by Indian animation studio 88 Pictures and directed by Ishan Shukla
Oh grow up, no it didnt.
The absolute WORST. Ruined everything.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Oh grow up, no it didnt.
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in times like this we return to the ancient texts
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
in times like this we return to the ancient texts
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i know that all stranger things does anymore is score own goals but *explaining the upside down* is truly a sign that they have lost their fucking minds
The Duffer Brothers reveal two questions that will be answered in ‘Strangers Things 5’
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i know that all stranger things does anymore is score own goals but *explaining the upside down* is truly a sign that they have lost their fucking minds
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Get their ass Miyamoto
An over-emphasis on seeing all game design through a carrot-on-a-stick lens drives me nuts. One of my least favorite trends in game design spaces, for decades.
It's paternalistic and dismissive, not to mention flat-out incorrect. Luckily it seems much less common nowadays
An over-emphasis on seeing all game design through a carrot-on-a-stick lens drives me nuts. One of my least favorite trends in game design spaces, for decades.
It's paternalistic and dismissive, not to mention flat-out incorrect. Luckily it seems much less common nowadays
Miyamoto on being told that players care about rewards, 2008.
Source: Iwata Asks
#MiyamotoQuote
www.hyruleinterviews.com/b5e9f8738b76...
Source: Iwata Asks
#MiyamotoQuote
www.hyruleinterviews.com/b5e9f8738b76...
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Get their ass Miyamoto
An over-emphasis on seeing all game design through a carrot-on-a-stick lens drives me nuts. One of my least favorite trends in game design spaces, for decades.
It's paternalistic and dismissive, not to mention flat-out incorrect. Luckily it seems much less common nowadays
An over-emphasis on seeing all game design through a carrot-on-a-stick lens drives me nuts. One of my least favorite trends in game design spaces, for decades.
It's paternalistic and dismissive, not to mention flat-out incorrect. Luckily it seems much less common nowadays