[puts compression socks on]
[puts compression socks on]
——>my family all hung out together, unmasked, today w/ several members who currently have pneumonia.
two days before the baby shower for the chronically ill person currently in a flare.
TOTALLY NORMAL + FINE.
——>my family all hung out together, unmasked, today w/ several members who currently have pneumonia.
two days before the baby shower for the chronically ill person currently in a flare.
TOTALLY NORMAL + FINE.
- barry manilow
- weezer
- mitski
- lilith fair
- sigur rós
Andrew WK
The Moldy Peaches
They Might Be Giants
The Raincoats
Schwervon
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
- barry manilow
- weezer
- mitski
- lilith fair
- sigur rós
“why my mother is mad at me”
á la
“why my toddler is upset”
“why my mother is mad at me”
á la
“why my toddler is upset”
so, now i project manage my weird little man so he can make pretty things for asinine people + we can wfh.
i don’t know how it works, but we still like each other.
so, now i project manage my weird little man so he can make pretty things for asinine people + we can wfh.
i don’t know how it works, but we still like each other.
+ possibly forever.
+ possibly forever.
——>when people talk about the 90s being the best childhood era,
i recently realized that from 89-97 is a chunk that is (mercifully) a blank so the nostalgia makes zero sense to me.
——>when people talk about the 90s being the best childhood era,
i recently realized that from 89-97 is a chunk that is (mercifully) a blank so the nostalgia makes zero sense to me.
i am very tired.
i am very tired.
then going to the gastroenterologist + them being very confused about why you are there.
then going to the gastroenterologist + them being very confused about why you are there.
——>if someone had told you in high school that you’d be having a kid w/ me, what would you think?
his response?
“well, the first time i met you stripped down to your superhero underwear + ran around in the rain…so, i think i would have thought, ‘yeah, that tracks.’”
——>if someone had told you in high school that you’d be having a kid w/ me, what would you think?
his response?
“well, the first time i met you stripped down to your superhero underwear + ran around in the rain…so, i think i would have thought, ‘yeah, that tracks.’”
——>swimming around in our own private oceans of recycled pee.
——>swimming around in our own private oceans of recycled pee.
Here's a regular sentence with a period where I say what I want to say. Now here's another exclamation point so you don't think I'm a bitch!
From,
Every woman ever
Here's a regular sentence with a period where I say what I want to say. Now here's another exclamation point so you don't think I'm a bitch!
From,
Every woman ever
we know too much!
everything is a potential death trap!
micro plastics!
off gassing!
tipping hazards!
pay $1000 for this thing that your baby absolutely needs but they might hate it!
some gliders are TOO COZY!!!
we know too much!
everything is a potential death trap!
micro plastics!
off gassing!
tipping hazards!
pay $1000 for this thing that your baby absolutely needs but they might hate it!
some gliders are TOO COZY!!!
i’m 20wks.
that’s HALFWAY.
i have made half a ghostling.
i’m 20wks.
that’s HALFWAY.
i have made half a ghostling.