Simon Green
@thesimongreen.bsky.social
44 going on 18, verging in 75.
Fascinated by learning about the world, understanding people, and embracing life’s nonsense.
Arsenal fanatic ⚽
TV junkie 📺 (TWD, Marvel, Breaking Bad, The Office)
Fallout warrior 🎮
golfer 🏌️♂️(kinda)
passionate cook 🍳.
Fascinated by learning about the world, understanding people, and embracing life’s nonsense.
Arsenal fanatic ⚽
TV junkie 📺 (TWD, Marvel, Breaking Bad, The Office)
Fallout warrior 🎮
golfer 🏌️♂️(kinda)
passionate cook 🍳.
#TalkSport you best believe I’ll be tuning in tomorrow.
April 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#TalkSport you best believe I’ll be tuning in tomorrow.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Wake me up, when the interlull ends
March 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Wake me up, when the interlull ends
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We’re finally going to see who the better striker is. Mbappe or Merino.
March 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We’re finally going to see who the better striker is. Mbappe or Merino.
Reposted by Simon Green
Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.
March 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.
“Fuck of the Day”????
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Better Fuck Saul
(sorry)
Better Fuck Saul
(sorry)
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Fuck Or No Deal.
Fuck Or No Deal.
March 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Fuck of the Day”????
That moment we’re all waiting for in the White House
March 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
That moment we’re all waiting for in the White House
“Stop being such a twat”
“Chat shit, get banged”
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“Stop being such a twat”
Question - is JD Vance’s role simply to make Trump look less of a twat?
If so, he’s nailing it.
If so, he’s nailing it.
March 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Question - is JD Vance’s role simply to make Trump look less of a twat?
If so, he’s nailing it.
If so, he’s nailing it.
“It’s good the American people are hearing this”
Possibly the truest sentence he’s ever uttered.
Possibly the truest sentence he’s ever uttered.
February 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“It’s good the American people are hearing this”
Possibly the truest sentence he’s ever uttered.
Possibly the truest sentence he’s ever uttered.
Sorry America, you guys suck.
February 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sorry America, you guys suck.
My Take? That
My MC? Hammered.
My Straits? DIRE.
February 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My Take? That
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Reposted by Simon Green
The dog has a gambling problem too
February 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The dog has a gambling problem too
Question - what’s the opposite of “utter woke nonsense”?
February 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Question - what’s the opposite of “utter woke nonsense”?
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
Top tip - send yourself an email with your out of office on if you want to see that shit pop off!
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Top tip - send yourself an email with your out of office on if you want to see that shit pop off!
Maybe, just maybe… we’ll be ok if we don’t sign a new striker. 👀
Stay humble!
Stay humble!
February 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Maybe, just maybe… we’ll be ok if we don’t sign a new striker. 👀
Stay humble!
Stay humble!
I love the @arseblog.com chat so much. 😂😂😂😂
January 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I love the @arseblog.com chat so much. 😂😂😂😂
Spurs fans gonna spurs 😂
January 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Spurs fans gonna spurs 😂