The Simian One
@thesimianone.bsky.social
Asheville/Security/OSINT/🇧🇷JiuJitsu/Beer/Whisky/Wine/Food/Chicago sports/Sarcasm/Progressive/Travel. Not necessarily in that order.
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TWO QUESTIONS FOR AMERICA
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
TWO QUESTIONS FOR AMERICA
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
1. Do you agree that a child rapist can’t be POTUS?
2. If so, why do you not support an immediate DOJ and FBI investigation to determine if Donald Trump committed the same crime that two of his closest friends for 17 years committed thousands of times?
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I don't know about you, but what I get from Trump's social media posts is that he could easily be replaced by AI slop and literally no one, including his wife and kids, would notice the difference.
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't know about you, but what I get from Trump's social media posts is that he could easily be replaced by AI slop and literally no one, including his wife and kids, would notice the difference.
Gorgeous couple of days out and about in Western NC. Craggy Dome Overlook and DuPont State Recreational Forest.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Gorgeous couple of days out and about in Western NC. Craggy Dome Overlook and DuPont State Recreational Forest.
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If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.
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If you say Dems should negotiate with Trump, please confirm you've read the pre-shutdown Trump EO that authorizes you and yours to be probed as terrorists if you commit any thought-crime listed on the right-hand side of this Ken Klippenstein report excerpt.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
October 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you say Dems should negotiate with Trump, please confirm you've read the pre-shutdown Trump EO that authorizes you and yours to be probed as terrorists if you commit any thought-crime listed on the right-hand side of this Ken Klippenstein report excerpt.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
*That* is who you want to negotiate with.
Not a cult. Not at all. Nope.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not a cult. Not at all. Nope.
Night of the Long Knives.
Hegseth better have a damn good reason for taking the historic and unprecedented step of summoning the most senior military officers from around the globe to a meeting. That reason better have nothing to do determining with their personal loyalty to Trump or Hegseth.
September 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Night of the Long Knives.
Actual picture of me listening to MAGAts try to explain how Tylenol causes autism.
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Actual picture of me listening to MAGAts try to explain how Tylenol causes autism.
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For everyone saying this is an impeachable offense and worse than Watergate:
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
September 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For everyone saying this is an impeachable offense and worse than Watergate:
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
Of course it is. But that doesn’t matter in the slightest, because this GOP Congress has completely abdicated their duty and will never do anything to hold him accountable.
Oh…
Tom Homan, now the president’s border czar, was recorded last year accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash by undercover FBI agents in an investigation the Trump Justice Department later closed, The New York Times reported.
New York Times: Justice Department closed probe into Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, for accepting bag of cash | CNN Politics
Tom Homan, now the president’s border czar, was recorded last year accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash by undercover FBI agents in an investigation the Trump Justice Department later closed, The New ...
www.cnn.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh…
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America is not a free country.
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
America is not a free country.
Jackboot, goose-stepping cocksuckers.
“In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder, Trump’s DOJ deleted a study from its site stating right-wing violence ‘continues to outpace all other types of terrorism & domestic violent extremism’ in 🇺🇸 — The study was available online until Friday.” newrepublic.com/post/200537/...
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jackboot, goose-stepping cocksuckers.
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Have no fear, Republicans will bail you out at some point with a huge chunk of taxpayer money to pay you for not being able to sell your products because of their policies. Then you can post on social media that you’re voting for them because you are against socialism.
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have no fear, Republicans will bail you out at some point with a huge chunk of taxpayer money to pay you for not being able to sell your products because of their policies. Then you can post on social media that you’re voting for them because you are against socialism.
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'The left have to tone down their violent rhetoric!'
This is Valentina Gomez, Republican, 2026 Candidate for U.S. House, Texas district 31.
This is Valentina Gomez, Republican, 2026 Candidate for U.S. House, Texas district 31.
September 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
'The left have to tone down their violent rhetoric!'
This is Valentina Gomez, Republican, 2026 Candidate for U.S. House, Texas district 31.
This is Valentina Gomez, Republican, 2026 Candidate for U.S. House, Texas district 31.
Brazil showing the world how democracies are supposed to go.
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Brazil showing the world how democracies are supposed to go.
These fucking people are psychopaths.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
These fucking people are psychopaths.
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
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There was significantly less political violence in America prior to the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign.
We all know why.
That doesn’t change that what happened today—in both Utah and Colorado—were tragedies.
It simply underscores that revisionist history isn’t going to solve America's problems.
We all know why.
That doesn’t change that what happened today—in both Utah and Colorado—were tragedies.
It simply underscores that revisionist history isn’t going to solve America's problems.
September 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There was significantly less political violence in America prior to the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign.
We all know why.
That doesn’t change that what happened today—in both Utah and Colorado—were tragedies.
It simply underscores that revisionist history isn’t going to solve America's problems.
We all know why.
That doesn’t change that what happened today—in both Utah and Colorado—were tragedies.
It simply underscores that revisionist history isn’t going to solve America's problems.
Man, there are a ton of conservatives REALLY upset about gun violence. Did something happen???
September 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Man, there are a ton of conservatives REALLY upset about gun violence. Did something happen???
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Good. Traitor.
ALERT: Democratic Sen. Ruben Gallego seeks to block Ashli Babbitt from military funeral honors
www.cbsnews.com/news/democra...
www.cbsnews.com/news/democra...
Democratic Sen. Ruben Gallego seeks to block Ashli Babbitt from military funeral honors
In August, the Pentagon offered full military funeral honors to Jan. 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt, after denying her family's request for the honor in 2021.
www.cbsnews.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Good. Traitor.