The Simian One
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This right here.
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This right here.
When. It’s just when.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When. It’s just when.
Look at the dude’s eyes. “Please, PLEASE give me any reason whatsoever to pull this trigger.”
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Look at the dude’s eyes. “Please, PLEASE give me any reason whatsoever to pull this trigger.”
Any “election” will look like Russia’s where Putin gets a near statistically impossible ~90% of the popular vote
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Any “election” will look like Russia’s where Putin gets a near statistically impossible ~90% of the popular vote
Came here to say exactly this.
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Came here to say exactly this.