The Simian One
@thesimianone.bsky.social
Asheville/Security/OSINT/🇧🇷JiuJitsu/Beer/Whisky/Wine/Food/Chicago sports/Sarcasm/Progressive/Travel. Not necessarily in that order.
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Gorgeous couple of days out and about in Western NC. Craggy Dome Overlook and DuPont State Recreational Forest.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Gorgeous couple of days out and about in Western NC. Craggy Dome Overlook and DuPont State Recreational Forest.
Not a cult. Not at all. Nope.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not a cult. Not at all. Nope.
Actual picture of me listening to MAGAts try to explain how Tylenol causes autism.
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Actual picture of me listening to MAGAts try to explain how Tylenol causes autism.
Brazil showing the world how democracies are supposed to go.
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Brazil showing the world how democracies are supposed to go.
You know which direction they’re going.
September 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You know which direction they’re going.
Alright, Chicago Bears football nerd moment - I was today years old when I realized that Otis Wilson was in The Fugitive.
August 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alright, Chicago Bears football nerd moment - I was today years old when I realized that Otis Wilson was in The Fugitive.
Solving real problems in Florida. 🙄
August 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Solving real problems in Florida. 🙄
According to the anti-mask/vax crowd, they should start dropping like flies any second now.
June 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
According to the anti-mask/vax crowd, they should start dropping like flies any second now.
Now imagine if Obama were the one in the middle. The folks who like to write his name “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” would be pretty pissed, I reckon.
May 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now imagine if Obama were the one in the middle. The folks who like to write his name “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” would be pretty pissed, I reckon.
Only in Sarasota, FL would this sign be necessary. 🤣
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Only in Sarasota, FL would this sign be necessary. 🤣
Not sure what y’all are on about.
April 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not sure what y’all are on about.
Smoky as hell today in mills river with the winds out of the south. Light ash falling.
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Smoky as hell today in mills river with the winds out of the south. Light ash falling.
Looks like Florida might actually get something right. Something about a broken clock being right twice a day.
March 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Looks like Florida might actually get something right. Something about a broken clock being right twice a day.
