Lauren
thescatto.bsky.social
Lauren
@thescatto.bsky.social
I am who I am. And I’m me.
OH JESUS, FUCK THEY ARE REHEARSING NUTCRACKER BETWEEN SHOWS TODAY.

I’M SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANOTHER 2 WHOLE WEEKS OF PEACE WITHOUT BEING ASSAULTED BY THIS MUSIC.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
To improve morale on the timeline, check out the SUPER SECRET summer project that I finished yesterday. It’s for friends who are not on Bluesky for their wedding. I’ll take it to the quilter when I pick my other quilt.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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It’s WISHLIST WEDNESDAY and if you have $8 to spare we need HAY please! donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You gotta be fucking kidding me, that is NUTCRACKER SNOW!
ON THE FLOOR! OF MY HOUSE! IN OCTOBER! I haven’t even been in the theater for three months.

KILL IT WITH FIRE
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This summer’s project will be heading to the quilter in the next few days!!
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ok, can somebody please explain if the dryer is not a stackable dryer what kind of monster would make the top of the dryer sloped, so you can’t put folded things on top of it and they just slide right off?
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I absolutely read this to the tune of “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Seriously Jacques ze Whipper was always my favorite part of the MA Renaissance Faire and I’m glad he’s making a big name for himself, but I will miss seeing him every year
September 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Without downloading any new images where are you mentally
August 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
when me and my crew roll up on you
July 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hate Mondays
Libra: You will uncover a truth so horrifying that assassins from each of the Seven Grand Houses will hunt you down through the cobblestone, midnight streets of the city.
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
New “overheard at work” just dropped

“He’s dead in a good place, we’ll be fine”
June 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A friend had a spare ticket to Alanis Morisette and that was fun, but the opener of JOAN FREAKIN’ JETT is gonna be hard to top for my personal list
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
June 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Have you commented yet? so important to do the thing. (This thread has useful info.)
May 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Cans Will Always Fall
make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel: WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEANS
May 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I know how you feel little sandbag, I know how you feel.
May 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Aw yeah, lookee what came back from the quilter and is all done!
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ve been quilting to help me deal with the horror show…

So to help distract you all here have a look at what is possibly the coolest thing I have ever made.

It’s gonna get sent to the quilter this weekend
March 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Swan Lake perf 2

Trying to recreate the magical moment of our first rehearsal.

We sorta buried the carpenters in chest high fog and they couldn’t find the brakes on the platform they were moving. Or the platform itself.

But swinging it 180 creating a HUGE head-high wave of fog? That was on them.
March 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Enh, fuck it, I need something light-hearted right now, so I’m gonna get back on my bullshit.

Here we go:
SWAN LAKE perf 1

I’m here to kick ass and not get trampled by the bevy.

*kicks and misses* and now my foot is stuck and oh shit here come the swans.

(Look, I can’t win ALL the time)
February 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This auction is live for a few more days. Donate to a good cause, get something shiny and shove a middle finger at transphobes all at the same time!
110 donors. 214 listings. over 300 individual items. Twelve days.

The auction is officially **OPEN** 🧶🏴‍☠️😱🏳️‍⚧️🖌️

Let’s raise some money for trans kids in the South!

www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfai...

#ofmdcraftfair
February 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Walking out of the house this morning, I felt like Atreyu from Neverending story walking between the sphinxes.

Be confident!

They are only SMALL furry predators
February 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You know what? I’m not even mad for once.
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@lilithsaintcrow.com I just finished reading Chained Knight, and I gotta say you knocked it out of the park! I loved it!!
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM