Lauren
thescatto.bsky.social
Lauren
@thescatto.bsky.social
I am who I am. And I’m me.
Just shady enough to be useful. But I recommend we take his phone. I dont trust him to post about where he is. I said help, i didnt say reliable.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m in! Chad can be our lookout.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
… is having a punchable face a skill?
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thank you!!
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s the way of the true cat owner to accept that the furry pint size roommate hath no fucks to give.
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
She is suuuuper unimpressed with, well, everyone.
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I told them to say hi but Rumble says ”wut” and Peep says “meh”.
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I completely believe Peep would be capable of this.
October 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is the way
September 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You’re also worth going for the trifecta, breakfast for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, and breakfast for dinner.

I accidentally did this once and it was so totally awesome.
September 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know right?
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Also, thank you!!
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
lol, we always joke that Rumble will run away if she is perceived and yes… that is what she was doing in the photo!
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think you don’t have a son, you have a Muppet
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
😇
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Minerva, friend, please please please don’t give him anymore ideas.
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM