Sarah Boyle
@thesarahboyle.bsky.social
Writer/editor, educator, maker, Scoop, JoCo cruiser, invertebrate paparazzo (follow me in spring if you like pictures of bees!)
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Every time I see a post that's like "Where's the best place to dine in [area]?" I always want to reply "At the Y" but I know a bunch of people who don't realize it's a joke based on slang for a sex act will swoop in to tell me why I am an idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Every time I see a post that's like "Where's the best place to dine in [area]?" I always want to reply "At the Y" but I know a bunch of people who don't realize it's a joke based on slang for a sex act will swoop in to tell me why I am an idiot.
This thread entertained the shit out of me when it was first posted, and was no less entertaining when I re-read it just now.
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This thread entertained the shit out of me when it was first posted, and was no less entertaining when I re-read it just now.
I watched all of NextGen (mostly as it aired) and quite a bit of The A Team (in reruns) with my dad but I was today years old when I found out Barclay is Murdock.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I watched all of NextGen (mostly as it aired) and quite a bit of The A Team (in reruns) with my dad but I was today years old when I found out Barclay is Murdock.
Gamers, I'm going to give you the most important relationship advice you will ever receive: only date people who understand the difference between a game you can pause and a game you can't pause, and who shares your definition of what kind of events require you to drop the latter to help them.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gamers, I'm going to give you the most important relationship advice you will ever receive: only date people who understand the difference between a game you can pause and a game you can't pause, and who shares your definition of what kind of events require you to drop the latter to help them.
I genuinely like to talk to strangers. Some of my favorites are when I encounter someone who has been at home with a baby for a while and is absolutely desperate to talk to another adult about something besides babies. Tonight I talked to a young mom about our shared experience keeping pet geckos.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I genuinely like to talk to strangers. Some of my favorites are when I encounter someone who has been at home with a baby for a while and is absolutely desperate to talk to another adult about something besides babies. Tonight I talked to a young mom about our shared experience keeping pet geckos.
I want someone to make a massive snake-in-a-can gag using those big holiday popcorn tins
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I want someone to make a massive snake-in-a-can gag using those big holiday popcorn tins
Something that surprised me about the F1 crowd that comes to Vegas from abroad is how many of them I run into on the trails out at Red Rock Canyon. Makes me examine some assumptions.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Something that surprised me about the F1 crowd that comes to Vegas from abroad is how many of them I run into on the trails out at Red Rock Canyon. Makes me examine some assumptions.
He gets so plushy in autumn.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He gets so plushy in autumn.
Woops, looked at Facebook memories from 19 years ago with my mom, made myself sad.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Woops, looked at Facebook memories from 19 years ago with my mom, made myself sad.
I'm headed back to RVA for Christmas this year. Going to try to find time to go see Monument Avenue without all the Confederate statues while I'm in town.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm headed back to RVA for Christmas this year. Going to try to find time to go see Monument Avenue without all the Confederate statues while I'm in town.
Is it too much to hope that something like this happens at the next big Heritage Foundation gathering?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_...
Erfurt latrine disaster - Wikipedia
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November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Is it too much to hope that something like this happens at the next big Heritage Foundation gathering?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_...
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I hope that all the dem higher ups and consultants are having a terrible rest of the day
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I hope that all the dem higher ups and consultants are having a terrible rest of the day
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
Fellow ND weirdos: when you're making yourself a bowl of buttered noodles, how salty do you want it?
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fellow ND weirdos: when you're making yourself a bowl of buttered noodles, how salty do you want it?
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Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
If he ends up being the Democrat on the presidential ticket in 2028, you would rather vote republican or not vote at all because of this issue?? That’s the million dollar question. Not the hill I would die on and def not worth losing an election over!
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
I'm doing an Outer Worlds 2 run where I try to get the achievement for not spending a single bit. So far the biggest challenge is having enough ammo, since I can't even buy the recipes to craft my own.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm doing an Outer Worlds 2 run where I try to get the achievement for not spending a single bit. So far the biggest challenge is having enough ammo, since I can't even buy the recipes to craft my own.
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they murdered him and cut him up with a bone saw
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
they murdered him and cut him up with a bone saw
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US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
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US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
A federal appeals court has upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased and killed Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia more than five years ago. The 11th U.S.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
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@heyscoops.bsky.social I know someone who shows custom painted Breyer horses at BreyerFest to win prizes. It is a fucking wild hobby.
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@heyscoops.bsky.social I know someone who shows custom painted Breyer horses at BreyerFest to win prizes. It is a fucking wild hobby.
"Only" 29%. That still means over a quarter of the people polled support murder.
According to new Reuters poll, only 29% of Americans support using the U.S. military to kill suspected drug traffickers without a judge or court being involved. 51% oppose. www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
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November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"Only" 29%. That still means over a quarter of the people polled support murder.
The only thing that has really scared me that I might be getting old is I recently thought "I wish I'd known how nice (other old age thing) was when I was younger and not let the fact that it was for old people stop me." No! That is absolutely a thought that an out-of-touch old person would have!
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The only thing that has really scared me that I might be getting old is I recently thought "I wish I'd known how nice (other old age thing) was when I was younger and not let the fact that it was for old people stop me." No! That is absolutely a thought that an out-of-touch old person would have!
Now we know what those Eyes Wide Shut parties really look like
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Now we know what those Eyes Wide Shut parties really look like
We just watched Death by Lightning (docudrama about James Garfield and his assassin) this past weekend and today I'm wondering if that was the last time a truly good person was President.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We just watched Death by Lightning (docudrama about James Garfield and his assassin) this past weekend and today I'm wondering if that was the last time a truly good person was President.
Things in Jamaica still aren't great and I don't see anyone reporting on it. I'm only aware because our NOC is there.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Things in Jamaica still aren't great and I don't see anyone reporting on it. I'm only aware because our NOC is there.
I need this local anesthetic they put in my face to hurry up and wear off because I am a hardcore lip stimmer and not being able to feel it is pushing me toward a meltdown
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I need this local anesthetic they put in my face to hurry up and wear off because I am a hardcore lip stimmer and not being able to feel it is pushing me toward a meltdown