The deceased CEO story is getting more coverage than United Healthcare ever provides

When I first started watching #Lost I thought it would be about some people trying to live on a deserted island.

I guess it technically is, but... Goddamn this is messed up!

Roblox just roasted my kid

'Tis the season

If someone sends you a break-up note that says "It's not you, it's me," tell them they should have used a semicolon. Then it'll be you.

Anyone who thinks "America" needs "Jesus" has never read the Constitution or the Bible. The notion of a "Christian government" is as heretical as it is unconstitutional.

because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'

Something to make this awful week a little better:

We’re getting a Betty White stamp. 💙

Just to be clear: the incoming Trump administration is going to war against their own Republican senate majority and the constitution's advice and consent provision so they can make a man investigated for ***sex trafficking a minor*** into the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country.

Thank God it's Friday! What a beautiful day.

I just started watching #SomebodySomewhere and I'm really enjoying it!

Did something major happen over on the 🐦 app? I've never seen so many people here.

Guilty as charged! 😂

They have no idea what they voted for. Idiots. #Tariffs