The River Fed
@theriverfed.bsky.social
Once upon a time had an interesting mind
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Gahhh it’s internet lore if it gets put in your timeline ya gotta watch it again at least three times and repost it I don’t make the rules
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Gahhh it’s internet lore if it gets put in your timeline ya gotta watch it again at least three times and repost it I don’t make the rules
In personal news, I just got a big promotion and I am deliriously happy and extremely terrified.
May 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
In personal news, I just got a big promotion and I am deliriously happy and extremely terrified.
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May 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Looks like things will be very dignified over at the LNP while they wait for their little vote.
May 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Looks like things will be very dignified over at the LNP while they wait for their little vote.
I’m looking forward to going home tonight and catching up on all the news of the leopards eating their own faces.
May 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I’m looking forward to going home tonight and catching up on all the news of the leopards eating their own faces.
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Dutton was right - there were quiet Australians not showing up in the polls - and they all preferenced the ALP
Polling inaccuracy. The result shown (large dots) is Antony Green's estimate at 71% counted. Labor's position will shrink a bit in late counting. It always does.
May 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dutton was right - there were quiet Australians not showing up in the polls - and they all preferenced the ALP
[i may have walked down the midnight street singing ‘oh yeah, it’s my birthday’ and ‘I got some ice-cream, Dutton hasn’t got none’]
May 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
[i may have walked down the midnight street singing ‘oh yeah, it’s my birthday’ and ‘I got some ice-cream, Dutton hasn’t got none’]
I am now back from midnight snack and I only got trouble for being too loud twice. Jamas and Kdramas now.
Night all. And, holy hell, thank goodness. #ausvotes
Night all. And, holy hell, thank goodness. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I am now back from midnight snack and I only got trouble for being too loud twice. Jamas and Kdramas now.
Night all. And, holy hell, thank goodness. #ausvotes
Night all. And, holy hell, thank goodness. #ausvotes
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The sort of brilliant insight and strategising that has seen Peter elected PM this very day.
Andrew Bolt says it was the voters who were wrong as Sky News commentators grieve Dutton election loss | Amanda Meade
Andrew Bolt says it was the voters who were wrong as Sky News commentators grieve Dutton election loss | Amanda Meade
News Corp commentator blames Liberal party for allegedly shying away from culture wars as Peta Credlin in furious agreement: ‘we didn’t do enough of a culture war’
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It was a result that Andrew Bolt was not expecting and could not countenance.
By 9:46pm the right-wing commentator had penned a piece on the Herald Sun blaming the Australian electorate for the Coalition loss. Continue reading...
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May 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The sort of brilliant insight and strategising that has seen Peter elected PM this very day.
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Waiting for order 181. No idea what was ordered. It’s the kind of night you give the kids your credit card.
Honestly, i’m so fucking relieved the Australian electorate didn’t get suckered again. Seems like a long time.
Honestly, i’m so fucking relieved the Australian electorate didn’t get suckered again. Seems like a long time.
May 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Waiting for order 181. No idea what was ordered. It’s the kind of night you give the kids your credit card.
Honestly, i’m so fucking relieved the Australian electorate didn’t get suckered again. Seems like a long time.
Honestly, i’m so fucking relieved the Australian electorate didn’t get suckered again. Seems like a long time.
My neighbourhood smells like pot
May 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My neighbourhood smells like pot
Fillet O Fish time.
May 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Fillet O Fish time.
Me, in Victoria, yelling at TV: We are not the fucking weak link!
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me, in Victoria, yelling at TV: We are not the fucking weak link!
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Son found this at the market today in Estonia.
May 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Son found this at the market today in Estonia.
@bergha2.bsky.social Based on your suggestion, The Zs wanted to make a Big Red Car to take the drive thru but we don’t have enough cardboard. They rejected my alternative suggestion of taking Henry
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
@bergha2.bsky.social Based on your suggestion, The Zs wanted to make a Big Red Car to take the drive thru but we don’t have enough cardboard. They rejected my alternative suggestion of taking Henry
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key words in the victory speech on this: “reconciliation” and “closing the gap”. This is a business-as-usual colonial policy stance imo. Nothing on structural change, no transformative justice. Civility and respectability politics and statistical reductionism are not liberation.
May 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
key words in the victory speech on this: “reconciliation” and “closing the gap”. This is a business-as-usual colonial policy stance imo. Nothing on structural change, no transformative justice. Civility and respectability politics and statistical reductionism are not liberation.
Bonus: Tonight is finally reconstituting some of my old Twitter connects
May 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bonus: Tonight is finally reconstituting some of my old Twitter connects
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Canada walked so Australia could Nutbush
May 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Canada walked so Australia could Nutbush
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Dutton got his wish. He will never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as PM.
May 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dutton got his wish. He will never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as PM.
The Zs have agreed to a midnight walk to Macca’s on the proviso that I do not yell.
May 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The Zs have agreed to a midnight walk to Macca’s on the proviso that I do not yell.
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May 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Seriously, Australia, could you have been just slightly more like your usual shit self so we could have seen more of Antony?
(You’re cool, Casey. And you better not change jobs until I die!)
(You’re cool, Casey. And you better not change jobs until I die!)
May 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Seriously, Australia, could you have been just slightly more like your usual shit self so we could have seen more of Antony?
(You’re cool, Casey. And you better not change jobs until I die!)
(You’re cool, Casey. And you better not change jobs until I die!)
@mysterysquid.bsky.social Hello. I hope you and family are well xx 💕
May 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
@mysterysquid.bsky.social Hello. I hope you and family are well xx 💕
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idk maybe they could have wheeled out John Howard a few more times. Everyone suffering in the Howard Housing Crisis really wanted to hear more
May 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
idk maybe they could have wheeled out John Howard a few more times. Everyone suffering in the Howard Housing Crisis really wanted to hear more