There's Rocks
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The world is my oyster but shellfish is ew
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so many moms to fuck. but only one of them yours.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so many moms to fuck. but only one of them yours.
Ran into a classmate I hadn't seen in years and first thing he tells me is he had (past tense) a girlfriend
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ran into a classmate I hadn't seen in years and first thing he tells me is he had (past tense) a girlfriend
Any sex shops hiring? I could really do with a staff discount
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Any sex shops hiring? I could really do with a staff discount
Foolishly assumed my new migraine meds were anti-migraine meds
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Foolishly assumed my new migraine meds were anti-migraine meds
The LGBTQIAs have got in my ass cause I'm shitting every colour of that damn rainbow
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The LGBTQIAs have got in my ass cause I'm shitting every colour of that damn rainbow
A drop landed on my phone and I could see my reflection in it and it looked cool so I tried to screenshot my phone
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A drop landed on my phone and I could see my reflection in it and it looked cool so I tried to screenshot my phone
Housemate found a silverfish in the cutlery drawer last night, so does anyone know the correct procedure for burning the kitchen down?
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Housemate found a silverfish in the cutlery drawer last night, so does anyone know the correct procedure for burning the kitchen down?
After giving a presentation for my thesis a stranger came over and whispered to me "you could fill the ball with foam" and immediately left the room
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
After giving a presentation for my thesis a stranger came over and whispered to me "you could fill the ball with foam" and immediately left the room
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
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ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
Getting off the bus yesterday and saw the driver texting on their phone, huge font size, busy typing a FB comment with "First of all, how dare you assume I'm a man-"
I need to see this conversation
I need to see this conversation
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Getting off the bus yesterday and saw the driver texting on their phone, huge font size, busy typing a FB comment with "First of all, how dare you assume I'm a man-"
I need to see this conversation
I need to see this conversation
Why did you email me this
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why did you email me this
Tiocfaidh ár lá
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Apartment got a new microwave oven
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Apartment got a new microwave oven
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
I love how different places decided to deal with the issue of bus is full
Most of the world decides to human centipede a bus to the back of the bus
Ireland & UK decide to stack em and rack em
Most of the world decides to human centipede a bus to the back of the bus
Ireland & UK decide to stack em and rack em
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I love how different places decided to deal with the issue of bus is full
Most of the world decides to human centipede a bus to the back of the bus
Ireland & UK decide to stack em and rack em
Most of the world decides to human centipede a bus to the back of the bus
Ireland & UK decide to stack em and rack em
My brother has a physical newspaper of the onion shipped across the Atlantic to read
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My brother has a physical newspaper of the onion shipped across the Atlantic to read
I felt the hot water was hotter than usual so I asked my housemate if they thought the hot water was hotter
They responded "hotter than the cold water yeah"
They responded "hotter than the cold water yeah"
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I felt the hot water was hotter than usual so I asked my housemate if they thought the hot water was hotter
They responded "hotter than the cold water yeah"
They responded "hotter than the cold water yeah"
They DNA test the sample so I'm gonna get a call from the doctor that I've got peas
Trying to give a stool sample and the first blob was very clearly an undigested pea.
Same with the second.
Third one was part of an undigested pea.
This is the best I'm getting
Same with the second.
Third one was part of an undigested pea.
This is the best I'm getting
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
They DNA test the sample so I'm gonna get a call from the doctor that I've got peas
Trying to give a stool sample and the first blob was very clearly an undigested pea.
Same with the second.
Third one was part of an undigested pea.
This is the best I'm getting
Same with the second.
Third one was part of an undigested pea.
This is the best I'm getting
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Trying to give a stool sample and the first blob was very clearly an undigested pea.
Same with the second.
Third one was part of an undigested pea.
This is the best I'm getting
Same with the second.
Third one was part of an undigested pea.
This is the best I'm getting
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most of life is believing you have bones without ever actually seeing them
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
most of life is believing you have bones without ever actually seeing them
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I've invented a time machine but it only lets you travel sideways in time. I'm experiencing right now, but from slightly further away.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I've invented a time machine but it only lets you travel sideways in time. I'm experiencing right now, but from slightly further away.
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Large Language Plus-Size Model
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Large Language Plus-Size Model
Really hate when the toilet tries to reciprocate
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Really hate when the toilet tries to reciprocate
Still thinking about that guy who told me friend he didn't want to watch the handmaid's tale cause the woman wasn't pretty
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Still thinking about that guy who told me friend he didn't want to watch the handmaid's tale cause the woman wasn't pretty
How do I get rid of Dublin Fire Brigade's Halloween Bonfire map, it's been a week and still it's all over my map
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How do I get rid of Dublin Fire Brigade's Halloween Bonfire map, it's been a week and still it's all over my map
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Are you having a bad day? You should stop and have a good day
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Are you having a bad day? You should stop and have a good day