pie guy
therealrobp.bsky.social
pie guy
@therealrobp.bsky.social
I like pie
"never give up the funk"
May 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
never, ever give up the funk
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Best meeting of the day tbh
The only important meeting in my calendar today
May 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
pie con would just be people eating slices of pie and being excellent to one another. no admission fees
what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people

“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
i think that if i organized a “Bouiecon” where people got together and, i don’t know, talked breakfast cereals and the constitution, i could get more than 200 people to show up
April 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
may I humbly recommend trying their baked apple pie wajahat ali, trust me you will not regret it
My son is about to embark on a major Muslim American rite of passage.

He's going to eat his first McDonald's Fish Filet sandwich.

Ive eaten enough of these for 3 lifetimes. Trust me it's a Muslim thing. Will report back.
March 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
do not be a dick
It’s time to repeal Section 230. We must be able to take social media companies to court for addicting kids and enabling drug trafficking on their platforms.
Sen. DURBIN: Fentanyl often gets to our kids and young people through the internet.

Section 230 absolves social media companies from any responsibility. “That has got to end.”
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
oh no not the increased crucible loot modifier
We've identified an issue where the Increased Crucible Loot modifier is leading to double the intended bonus rewards for post-game Trials Adept weapon drops (earned from weekly win streaks of four or higher).
February 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ok to be fair though NFTs really are the dumbest idea ever made
My patience is done. Just seen some arrogant MOFO on here with 700,000 followers call N.F.T's "The dumbest idea ever made

This dumb f**k with an army of 700k followers wasn't even aware that N.F.Ts are now music (with baked in royalties to avoid record industry middlemen)

F*ck this shit
February 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I like pie
Explain your username:

I needed a username for social media type accounts that wasn't linked to my normal username. I was playing a lot of WoW at the time, and Fish Feast was a food item. So I just chose it at random. Now, I use FishFeast for pretty much everything online.

So yeah, no meaning 🤷‍♂️
Explain your username:

I'm an accessibility first developer, a quadriplegic, and my late girlfriend called me her dolly princess.

So. Accessible Quad Dolly 😋
January 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
according to the alt text it is a translucent grey round plastic device with an apple logo in the center
What is this? Wrong answers only.
January 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
not gonna lie, this one would sting a bit
January 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
that is the same man who sold my mother a reverse mortgage
It’s been no secret around the NFL since the season ended that the #Jaguars would have a hard time attracting a top head coach if they kept Trent Baalke. They stuck with him — and here we are.
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
forget the glasses entirely and imagine nobody noticing clark kent just walking around with this physique
A fantastic way to celebrate the Summer of #Superman.
Many thanks to Dan Slott, Mark Waid and Joshua Williamson and artist Jorge Jiménez for lending their talents to this project.
Summer of Superman Special #1 drops April 16!
January 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hamburger Helper

Omg it works
You can make up a new Star Wars name by just taking a two-word food item and swapping the first couple of consonants (if they're different)

Jeef Berky
Born Cread
Cellow Yurry
Frimp Ried Shrice
Poco Cuffs
Bees Chites
Mater Welon
Chotato Pips
January 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this oven can bake pies with wi-fi in just two minutes, it is a brave new world my friends
January 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
friends i thought this was a joke but you really can buy whatever this is for only $42.99. you could buy probably two Pies for that much, or maybe one Egg
Kirby Café Nendoroids are up for pre-order on Amazon! Each figure goes for $42.99! 🍽

Kirby: amzn.to/4h0oAMc
Waddle Dee: amzn.to/4gVx1Z5
January 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I do not think that is superman tbh
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Why does he have such a punchable face... it is a mystery my friends
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
December 19, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Friends due to a mixup somewhere i just got a delivery of $200 worth of fancy cheese. what on earth, it is a christmas miracle
December 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
This definitely seems important senator amy klobuchar, have you by any chance considered any legislation about apple pie
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 7:06 AM
If I were in that bottom 50% I think I would simply get some more money
The collective net worth of America's richest 12 men is now over $2 TRILLION

The BOTTOM 50% of Americans have a collective net worth of $3.82 TRILLION
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
omg look at this little guy, he is just out for a drive and living his best life
This is Toothless. His tongue sticks out not because of a lack of teeth, but because he's so full of love he ran out of space. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
December 7, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I do not know but maybe those police should check for suspects down at the old chocolate factory, I am just saying
NYPD releases shooting suspect picture:
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I do not know my friends but this seems like a clue... perhaps the Police should look for someone with a gun who had a medical claim denied by united health care
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM