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therealkeysis.bsky.social
Tara makes the pleasant sounds
@therealkeysis.bsky.social
Bi (I'm into all women and that one Luigi guy), transfem, nonbinary, she/they, nerd, AuDHD

Aspiring author, guitarist for https://bsky.app/profile/kimberband.bsky.social
AND!
https://bsky.app/profile/piratesofstonewall.bsky.social

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I need an intro post anyway. Thanks #QueerPrompts

Hi, I'm Tara! I'm an audhd transbian from MD, an aspiring author who rediscovered a childhood love of writing. I've written one novel which will stay hidden forever, and am in the early stages of drafting a second one, which I might try to publish!
🌈 Hi #QueerWriters! #QueerPrompts is your chance to talk about your WIP/story/book, meet other queer authors, and have fun! 🏳️‍🌈

🎆 Happy New Year! Include the tag #QueerPrompts and join at any time and any days you want. 🎇

#WritingCommunity #LGBTQWriters
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Reminder to catch us live at 1:30 pm TOMORROW on the Chrysalis Stage at Howard County Pride!
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm a pirate of taste, at least
Please allow us to introduce ourselves. We're pirates of wealth and taste (yeah, right 🤣)! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

youtu.be/Be3eQHkRClw?...
Pirates of Stonewall sing "Welcome Aboard" at Upper Chesapeake Bay Pride Festival, 10/04/2025
YouTube video by Pirates of Stonewall
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
that's me! and that's also me! I'm playing a double!
Join Kimber and the No-Bodies and Pirates of Stonewall at the Upper Chesapeake Bay Pride Fest this Saturday, October 4, at Concord Point Park in Havre de Grace! The fun starts at 2pm on the Rainbow Riser Second Stage! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

@kimberband.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Actually, September 20th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day if you have ADHD
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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You're going to start hearing a lot of talk about moving in to crypto as a way to bypass payment processors and what I need all of you to understand is that Anybody Saying This Is Trying To Scam You. They Have Potentially Millions Of Dollars In Crypto They Can't Cash Out Unless You Buy It From Them.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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“The emergency is in front of us. And yet, some prominent scholars of the Holocaust continue to engage in open denialism or outright approval of mass atrocities perpetrated by Israel.”

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
As scholars of genocide, we demand an end to Israel’s atrocities | Open letter
Within weeks, 400 colleagues joined our organization. We say: it is not too late to save lives. End the genocide now
www.theguardian.com
July 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My wardrobe contains clothes in exactly three categories:
Butch
I Have This Because I Need Something Vaguely Professional, and
Things Lorelai Gilmore Would Wear To Annoy Her Mother
July 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I'd like to recommend these stores for those not wanting to deal with Amazon (the files should be DRM-free and can be downloaded to use on any device).
Kobo: www.kobo.com/th/en/ebook/...
Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
The Persephone Effect ebook by Maria Ying - Rakuten Kobo
Read "The Persephone Effect Gunmetal Olympus, #3" by Maria Ying available from Rakuten Kobo. Zeus has been struck down, and Elysium stands on the cusp of destruction. In this tumult, Persephone is wou...
www.kobo.com
July 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINISHED DRAFTING
It's called Roguelite, and it's gonna need a LOT of revision, but I'll eventually have it ready to publish
For now, here's some numbers:
Word count: 101,811
chapter count: 48
longest chapter: 4,635
shortest chapter: 545
number of dragons: 1
do the lesbians kiss: YES
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hello, I'm a musician in a film. I also have no other job, and my roommates are complaining about it all the time, but if they'd just pay for me to exist for a little longer I'll write that one song that makes it big and then I'll immediately be living my dreams
Hello, I am a writer in a film. I have no other job but I live alone in a 3000 sq ft apartment while I work on my sure-to-be-brilliant 2nd novel. My agent takes me out for lunch every week and my publisher puts me up in 5 star hotels when I do book signings. Which are all standing room only.
Hello, I am a scientist in a film. All my liquids are brightly coloured. The time it takes to perform tests and experiments is dependent on plot requirements, not biology or chemistry. Also, my safety glasses are extremely stylish.
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Emily and Caiden would be great, though Caiden would struggle with being a best friend when he needs to be an authority figure

Retch would be a cool mom, the kind that lets her kid tattoo her arm at age 7

Bull would do the single dad thing really well and get so much unintended attention for it.
#QueerPrompts July 27: Parents' Day: What kind of a parent would your character(s) be?
July 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Our heroes get a glimpse of the stage that the centerpiece action show takes place on in my current WiP, Roguelite.
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Let’s change gears. Do some good

Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination

action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not sure anyone could ask for a fuller life, or a better sendoff. Rest well, Ozzy. See you in hell (affectionate) 💜
July 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me explaining Roguelite badly: three queers and a himbo sign up for a game show and end up taking down the mob

(I'm like 75-80% finished drafting!!!)
Me explaining The Postman Becomes A Bunny Goddess In Another World badly: A transfemme gets lucky. Well — not like that. But also. . . not NOT like that.
Me explaining Keeping The Peace badly: butch detective does a bad job of taking some time away from work.
July 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
August is my month to pick the book for the book club I'm in with my cishet friends

How do you think this will go, chat?
July 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Putting this here for posterity

Seriously considering changing my name in the guild discord to Keysis, Slut Ass Hunter
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I wrote a pretty important chapter tonight, and then I decided to do a little comparison. On the left is my first book (which I still need to go back and revise >.>) and on the right is the current project.

AAAAAAAA AT LEAST I'M CONSISTENT
July 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I took some time off, but I'm drafting again! I'm at the midpoint now, I think.

I forgot how much fun writing is.

I MAKE THE WORDS GO.
July 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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👀
June 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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little comic about a roly poly i met on the bus that got me thinking ...

#art #comic
June 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It's like every note of Hey Ya by Outkast was specifically chosen for its similarity ti the nails-on-chalkboard sound
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Listening to some old Blues tunes, and there's a line in "Mannish Boy" that goes "I can make love to a woman/in five minutes time/ain't that a man?"

And like, common experience would seem to suggest the answer is yes, but
March 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Idk what's worse, the classified information in an unsecure chat, or the fact that the leaders of our nation are the most Boomer-ass texters ever
March 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM