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therealjonelle.bsky.social
J
@therealjonelle.bsky.social
Exhausted at having to create another profile. Exhausted generally.
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not true
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Gandalfini
April 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Stevie said “You'll never get away from the sound/Of the woman that loved you” and she meant it ✨
May 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Amazing how peak masculinity for a Republican is swearing that you’re too afraid to go outside
August 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie
June 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for
April 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We're rewatching Mad Man and Lou Avery just showed up. This is a particular brand of man that everyone knows: a dismissive, condescending, misogynist who takes no responsibility and makes zero effort to be pleasant or generous. These guys somehow continue to exist throughout time.
February 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I don't think film critics should have to review the Marvel movies anymore. Like, I dunno. Should an art critic have to review those big pictures of tomatoes they hang on the wall at Subway? I think they belong in a different category.
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Billie Eilish really copping my style from 1994 these days. (That's not a dress, it's a giant flannel shirt.)
February 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Prediction: the tariffs are just another way to artificially inflate prices again to make us poorer and them richer, just like during 2008 and COVID. As if the prices will go down once tariffs are lifted.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Saturday morning drum workout 🥳
February 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This audiobook is so unhinged and hilarious. Absolutely criminal if he doesn't win a Grammy for this. He doesn't read the book, he's telling the story of his life. On par with the Streisand audiobook.
January 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
January 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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For the last week, @kenbensinger.bsky.social and I have been in Altadena, to report on the devastation. But we kept coming back to an Arco gas station, which a group of locals have turned into a beacon of hope with tacos, clothes and community. This is their story: www.nytimes.com/2025/01/15/u...
Tacos, Water and ‘Homies’: A Gas Station Becomes a Uniquely L.A. Relief Site
Out of desperation and a need for social bonding, volunteers have banded together to help Altadena residents.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Went to the $5 movie night tonight and it was packed to the gills. People still want to go to the movies! Greed is killing the movie business, not the lack of audiences.
January 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Funny how everyone suddenly loves LA. Two weeks ago everyone hated it. I was lucky enough to visit a few times and it's such an incredibly complicated place.
LA, like every major city, is gross and beautiful and weird, just like we are. Watching it burn is profoundly sad.
January 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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jean valjean is french for pants more pants
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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it's boring how much mainstream contemporary art is (ostensibly) a critique of the art world through direct participation with the art world, benefitting solely those already deeply entrenched within the art world.
November 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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I feel like the important context for RFK, Jr.’s brain worm has been lost:

He claimed a worm ate his brain while in divorce court in order to prove that he was too MENTALLY DISABLED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.

Trump wants to make this man the head of the largest health organization in the United States.
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM