Cool Blue Rasputin
@therealjamie.bsky.social
A man, a plan, a canal: the_real_jamie
Might as well require a birth certificate every time someone buys school lunch, like even if they pay.
What if adults are impersonating children just so they can buy square pizza at a discount???
It’s common sense
What if adults are impersonating children just so they can buy square pizza at a discount???
It’s common sense
🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
April 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Might as well require a birth certificate every time someone buys school lunch, like even if they pay.
What if adults are impersonating children just so they can buy square pizza at a discount???
It’s common sense
What if adults are impersonating children just so they can buy square pizza at a discount???
It’s common sense
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so what are the odds that this will get as much play as “deplorables?”
Trump in Aurora: "The enemy from within. All the scum that we have to deal with that hate our country. That's a bigger enemy than China and Russia."
October 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
so what are the odds that this will get as much play as “deplorables?”
“Bond. James Bond.”
-James Bond
-James Bond
September 1, 2024 at 6:17 PM
“Bond. James Bond.”
-James Bond
-James Bond
“Hey look, it’s me! I’m at this rock in the ground or whatever, I guess”
the thumbs up and grin at the grave is just so disrespectful and i cannot get in the headspace of a family that sees it as an honor
August 31, 2024 at 8:31 AM
“Hey look, it’s me! I’m at this rock in the ground or whatever, I guess”
“My personal politics are best explained by a fictional movie set 125 years ago”
Vance just tried to defend his comments about Italian and Irish immigrants with "have you ever seen Gangs of New York?"
August 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
“My personal politics are best explained by a fictional movie set 125 years ago”
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"turn their brains off and nerd out"
"have a stupid nerdy time"
my guy wtf is a "nerd" without a brain ???
I swear every time I've seen a closeted trump supporter out themself in the wild it's been "I don't want to think about politics" - which is exactly the problem! - "because I just wanna vibe"
"have a stupid nerdy time"
my guy wtf is a "nerd" without a brain ???
I swear every time I've seen a closeted trump supporter out themself in the wild it's been "I don't want to think about politics" - which is exactly the problem! - "because I just wanna vibe"
August 4, 2024 at 7:10 PM
"turn their brains off and nerd out"
"have a stupid nerdy time"
my guy wtf is a "nerd" without a brain ???
I swear every time I've seen a closeted trump supporter out themself in the wild it's been "I don't want to think about politics" - which is exactly the problem! - "because I just wanna vibe"
"have a stupid nerdy time"
my guy wtf is a "nerd" without a brain ???
I swear every time I've seen a closeted trump supporter out themself in the wild it's been "I don't want to think about politics" - which is exactly the problem! - "because I just wanna vibe"
Oops read my old Bluesky tweet, now dangerously back on my bullshit and queuing up Superman (1978)
Oops watched a vid of all the old-time CGI cameos in the flash, now dangerously back on my bullshit and queuing up Superman (1978)
August 3, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Oops read my old Bluesky tweet, now dangerously back on my bullshit and queuing up Superman (1978)
I know I’m a man because when I put shorts on backwards I’m like NO;
this much of the cleft of my ass should not be emphasized, I should not be this juicy right now
this much of the cleft of my ass should not be emphasized, I should not be this juicy right now
August 3, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I know I’m a man because when I put shorts on backwards I’m like NO;
this much of the cleft of my ass should not be emphasized, I should not be this juicy right now
this much of the cleft of my ass should not be emphasized, I should not be this juicy right now
It’s been a long time, I feel ready to be good at bowling now. Let’s take me out bowling and give me a spin, see if I got better after a decade of rest
December 13, 2023 at 2:52 AM
It’s been a long time, I feel ready to be good at bowling now. Let’s take me out bowling and give me a spin, see if I got better after a decade of rest
🎵 desperado…. you better come to your senses
you been out ridin fences, for lo, these many years… 🎵
you been out ridin fences, for lo, these many years… 🎵
December 7, 2023 at 9:10 PM
🎵 desperado…. you better come to your senses
you been out ridin fences, for lo, these many years… 🎵
you been out ridin fences, for lo, these many years… 🎵
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man hank hill would have hated tim taylor. he would not have been allowed to hang out with those guys. the second tim started trying to pull the al borland shit on bill hank would have kicked his ass
December 4, 2023 at 4:06 PM
man hank hill would have hated tim taylor. he would not have been allowed to hang out with those guys. the second tim started trying to pull the al borland shit on bill hank would have kicked his ass
Eating an entire pizza at once isn’t Good For Me and Very Nutritious to My Health the way it used to be
December 4, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Eating an entire pizza at once isn’t Good For Me and Very Nutritious to My Health the way it used to be
Oh, my bark is worse than my bite? No fucking SHIT, dude, my bark is HORRIBLE
November 5, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Oh, my bark is worse than my bite? No fucking SHIT, dude, my bark is HORRIBLE
Re: Biden and the gag order on mentioning “ceasefire”: god, fucking, damn America
October 14, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Re: Biden and the gag order on mentioning “ceasefire”: god, fucking, damn America
Mmm antibacterial melon, nice and ripe
October 11, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Mmm antibacterial melon, nice and ripe
I love how Rambo wears a shirt the whole time in Rambo IV
Yeah he used to be shirtless and ripped, but now that he’s turning 70 he is confident enough to wear comfortable, loose fitting tops that obscure the finer details of his musculature
Yeah he used to be shirtless and ripped, but now that he’s turning 70 he is confident enough to wear comfortable, loose fitting tops that obscure the finer details of his musculature
September 9, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I love how Rambo wears a shirt the whole time in Rambo IV
Yeah he used to be shirtless and ripped, but now that he’s turning 70 he is confident enough to wear comfortable, loose fitting tops that obscure the finer details of his musculature
Yeah he used to be shirtless and ripped, but now that he’s turning 70 he is confident enough to wear comfortable, loose fitting tops that obscure the finer details of his musculature
Just watched “Jerry Seinfeld is a FUNNY GUY!” And now all I’m asking for is a deep fake Seinfeld where everything is the same but Al Pacino plays George
September 4, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Just watched “Jerry Seinfeld is a FUNNY GUY!” And now all I’m asking for is a deep fake Seinfeld where everything is the same but Al Pacino plays George
Miss me with your mischief, chief
September 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Miss me with your mischief, chief
“In 1933 I would have bravely, politely suggested we not put Hitler in power.”
August 7, 2023 at 3:23 AM
“In 1933 I would have bravely, politely suggested we not put Hitler in power.”
Clean shaven Jesus, aka Sylvester Stallone screen test (statue test, I guess) for Todd Rundgren biopic
August 4, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Clean shaven Jesus, aka Sylvester Stallone screen test (statue test, I guess) for Todd Rundgren biopic
i'm ditching "that ship sailed" in favor of "that ship sank" because i don't want to give my idiot opponents the impression that they can tell a seaworthy ship from a deathtrap
August 3, 2023 at 7:40 AM
i'm ditching "that ship sailed" in favor of "that ship sank" because i don't want to give my idiot opponents the impression that they can tell a seaworthy ship from a deathtrap