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Cool Blue Rasputin
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A man, a plan, a canal: the_real_jamie
November 9, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Mmm antibacterial melon, nice and ripe
October 11, 2023 at 3:59 AM
October 7, 2023 at 5:46 PM
October 4, 2023 at 3:57 AM
“LAUGHIN AND LYIN!”
September 4, 2023 at 1:46 AM
“In 1933 I would have bravely, politely suggested we not put Hitler in power.”
August 7, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Clean shaven Jesus, aka Sylvester Stallone screen test (statue test, I guess) for Todd Rundgren biopic
August 4, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Fucking stupidest part of this is that he’s writing it WHILE LIVING IN THE SUPPOSEDLY BETTER WORLD WE BUILT LAST TIME
August 1, 2023 at 3:20 AM
July 31, 2023 at 4:14 PM
In 6th grade the girl I liked told me she liked me and I was sure it was a trick, so I said “I can’t think about that right now.” Her friend asked what I WAS thinking about, and I said, “Cars.”

Presumably it really was a trick? Hopefully? Let us bow our heads in prayer.
July 19, 2023 at 3:29 PM
No Pepsi on the app yet so the pleasure of this introduction is all mine.

There’s a new flavor goop you can put on food:
June 27, 2023 at 7:01 PM
June 27, 2023 at 3:26 AM
nothing more pitiful than this shit

buy Sauvage ® Brand Desperate Late-Middle-Age Cosplay, everybody
June 25, 2023 at 12:18 AM