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JAllen
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UMass fan
Watching new episodes of stranger things
a man wearing a red hat and a music band shirt is holding a skateboard in his hand .
ALT: a man wearing a red hat and a music band shirt is holding a skateboard in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know they went 0-12, but honestly this UMass football team wasn't that bad once you look past the coaching, the passing attack, the rushing attack, the blocking, the pass rush, the coverage, the rush defense, the kicking, the punting, the return game, and the 2 minute offense and defense.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Precedent has been set! Take to Sandwich Arms against the invaders of your cities. The courts can do nothing!
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
One of the poll workers saw my UMass hat and asked me if our football team will ever not suck.
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You can actually pinpoint the moment the blue jays heart rips in half
a cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons talking to each other
Alt: a cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons talking to each other
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Le Printemps, by Pierre-Auguste Cot, 1873, 📸 by @bellikemike.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The worst part of having kids is I can't drink away this crushing Mariners loss as I need to be functional in the morning
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One more mariners…then maybe four more. Look, don’t worry about the math, let’s win tonight.
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Classic UMass performance
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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excellent blogs today at defector. good time to subscribe! defector.com/products
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just once I want someone to ask back how the bad apples saying actually goes
Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
October 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh fuck yes mariners
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My poor heart can’t take much more of this Seattle
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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LMAOOOOOO, he did it again
"Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Goodnight
September 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Maybe the first UMass drive was the friends we made along the way
August 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well that was a fun season UMass
August 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
UMass up after 1? STOP THE COUNT!!!
August 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We hit a field goal! Hell froze over!
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tired: UMass almost threw 2 picks on that drive

Wired: UMass touchdown

Inspired: UMass the first MAC team to the playoffs?!?
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
UMass touchdown!!!!!
August 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hulk Hogan was not a racist. He might have been a liar, an asshole, a union buster, a racist. But hulk hogan was not a porn Star.
Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here
August 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM