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Post a famous bathroom scene
homer simpson is jumping over a pile of toilets .
ALT: homer simpson is jumping over a pile of toilets .
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November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Some things we don’t joke about. Ichiro is one of them.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This right here kind of killed the show for me
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me pulling a golden ticket: well, guess I’m trans now
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
At this point the only way UMass Football could sink lower is by ending up in the Epstein files
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nice game changer shout out
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I once watched an episode of only murders in the building on mute because I thought it was from the deaf characters pov
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me, a cis male that does all these things: Am I trans now?
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just remember this saying “if your outer is world, you got fallout girl. But if your outer is wild, you’re in a loop child.”
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
So .13% goes to each C suite executive and .003% goes to each employee, approximately. Or each executive makes 43x what each employee makes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Name it after Obama. It would break him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
But doctor, I am the great Vladimir Guerrero’s son
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Act like you’ve been there before. Wait, this program has never been there in ages? Oh.
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You gotta taunt when you’re 0-7
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM