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JAllen
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UMass fan
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
*People laughing at me for getting my hand stuck in a vending machine*

The fact that me getting my hand stuck in a vending machine engendered all the conversation and debate that is has feels like all the evidence that you need that getting my hand stuck in a vending machine was the right choice.
July 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A live look at UMass' administration figuring where to go with UMass football now:
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Think about it UMass (please don't think about it)
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM