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Bango
@therealbango.bsky.social
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Tanuki NOT a raccoon
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It’s #FungiFriday
Chomp em if you got em!
Bango the tanuki (real) stands holding mushrooms along side a plush mushroom and a Wizard toad
September 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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It’s true!
Bango the tanuki (real) looks onward to honey mushroom that have grown eyes
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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🎶There must be some kinda way outta here
Said the joker to the thief”
tanukisrevenge.bsky.social Tanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · Mar 17
Rise and shine! It’s time for crimes!
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
Lilac the mushroom wearing a robbers mask holds a pistol with one hand and a bag of acorns in the other. She has a defiant look on her face. Bango the tanuki clutches two bags of acorns with a worried look on his face
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Something like that…
Bango the tanuki (real) carries two bags of heisted acorns on his back while wearing a robbers mask
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A catalytic converter fetches a lot of acorns these days!
Tall leg won’t miss it.
Bango the tanuki, in real life…😒 sits on a sack of acorns while surrounded by more. Behind him is a large mushroom and flowers
August 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Look! Cupcakes!!
Bango the tanuki (real) discovers that cupcakes have appeared in the fairy circle Bango gets ready to dig into a scrumptious cupcake with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles ✨🌈🧁
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Wow!!! A fairy circle!!
#MushroomMonday
Bango the tanuki (real) stands with a fairy circle of kinda old boletes in front of him Pov of Bango excited to find the bolete fairy circle
September 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Whoa! What’s happening?! They didn’t have eyeballs a minute ago. I really need to stop eating every mushroom I find
#MushroomMonday
Bango the tanuki (real) looks down at a clump of honey mushrooms that have mysteriously grown eyeballs
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Out exploring for #MushroomMonday
Real Bango treks through the forest and comes across a clump of honey mushrooms
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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tall leg stores not accepting acorns as payment is ridiculous! the fools don't know how strong the acorn is against all tall leg currencies including the dollar, their loss, ill just keep shopping at gnalmart
August 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Made some new friends!
Bango the tanuki…irl….fml… sits next to a frog wearing a wizards hat and Tanuki, as in The Tanuki. Bango holds my pink weed vape with my last cart of northern lights.
August 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A catalytic converter fetches a lot of acorns these days!
Tall leg won’t miss it.
Bango the tanuki, in real life…😒 sits on a sack of acorns while surrounded by more. Behind him is a large mushroom and flowers
August 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I found the tall leg’s stamp collection!!
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
Real Bango the tanuki reclines while holding some assorted strips of blotter. In his other hand he holds letters one “addressed” yo Lilac. His pupils are very diamantés
August 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Who up just blastin? 💥💜
Lilac the mushroom in a shooting stance, holding a handgun with both hands, muzzle flashing, shells flying, big smile on her face
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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How do you send pics in dms????
URGENT
July 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Taking a break after a busy morning of hiking and smoking up the tall leg’s weed
Bango the tanuki sits on a Russula mushroom taking a break
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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@lilaclovely.bsky.social hey
Bango the tanuki…ass and dirty shoes on my kitchen table, holds a small bouquet of flowers
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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#MushroomMonday
Bango the tanuki poses with an Amanita mushroom
July 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Making myself at home in the real world!
Bango the tanuki, in real life…unfortunately. Is PISSING in my hard wood floors
July 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Went for a hike today!
Bango the tanuki, in real life… walking in a mossy forest near a mushroom, holding a walking stick
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I have joined team with Sesame Street and have demanded a strike because most of these muppets have someone’s hand up their ass most of the day. No way to make a living…well not for those wages
July 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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This is where I post from
Bango the tanuki wearing sunglasses, no shoes, no shirt, but cell service; reclining on a beach towel in the grass in front of a lake
July 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Lake day!
Bango tbe tanuki slirting sunglasses relaxes near the waters of a lake while enjoying a smoke Bango the tanuki’s feet, pov on a towel in front of a lake
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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WTF?! I’m real?????
Bango the tanuki, in the real world. Holding a cigarette looking at his other hand.
July 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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“I’ll have what she’s having”
✨🍄✨
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
Comic, colored pencil Frame one: Lilac the mushroom sits at the dinner table, eyes rolling back, mouth open with a slight smile, she grasps the tablecloth tightly with one hand, knocking over her water Text: *moans* Frame two: Pickles the gnome with his inmate orange gnome cap exclaims “Gross!” Lavernica the human gasps Frame three: Bango the tanuki’s blue hand strokes Lilac’s blonde gills (hair) from behind Comic, page two, colored pencil Frame one: Nancy the cat girl yells to Lilac and Bango “Not at the table!” Frame two: Bango the tanuki reaches for dinner rolls on the table with a “trying to be innocent” look on his face Text (Nancy) “Oh my god Bango, wash your hands. Her spores are all over them. You two are disgusting!” Comic. Page three, colored pencil Lilac the mushroom lights up a cigarette at the dinner table with a satisfied look on her face. Her blonde gills are disheveled
April 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM