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Bango
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Tanuki NOT a raccoon
Enchanted Forest Adjacent
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What about grand theft coconuts?!
Lilac the mushroom wearing a robbers mask climbs a palm tree illicitly harvesting coconuts
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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It’s #FungiFriday
Chomp em if you got em!
Bango the tanuki (real) stands holding mushrooms along side a plush mushroom and a Wizard toad
September 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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It’s true!
Bango the tanuki (real) looks onward to honey mushroom that have grown eyes
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Something like that…
Bango the tanuki (real) carries two bags of heisted acorns on his back while wearing a robbers mask
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Ok!
Bango the tanuki (real) showing off his balls
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Yeah….
Bango the tanuki holds up a pistol
September 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Look! Cupcakes!!
Bango the tanuki (real) discovers that cupcakes have appeared in the fairy circle Bango gets ready to dig into a scrumptious cupcake with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles ✨🌈🧁
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Wow!!! A fairy circle!!
#MushroomMonday
Bango the tanuki (real) stands with a fairy circle of kinda old boletes in front of him Pov of Bango excited to find the bolete fairy circle
September 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Whoa! What’s happening?! They didn’t have eyeballs a minute ago. I really need to stop eating every mushroom I find
#MushroomMonday
Bango the tanuki (real) looks down at a clump of honey mushrooms that have mysteriously grown eyeballs
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Out exploring for #MushroomMonday
Real Bango treks through the forest and comes across a clump of honey mushrooms
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Made some new friends!
Bango the tanuki…irl….fml… sits next to a frog wearing a wizards hat and Tanuki, as in The Tanuki. Bango holds my pink weed vape with my last cart of northern lights.
August 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A catalytic converter fetches a lot of acorns these days!
Tall leg won’t miss it.
Bango the tanuki, in real life…😒 sits on a sack of acorns while surrounded by more. Behind him is a large mushroom and flowers
August 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I found the tall leg’s stamp collection!!
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
Real Bango the tanuki reclines while holding some assorted strips of blotter. In his other hand he holds letters one “addressed” yo Lilac. His pupils are very diamantés
August 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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We had a meeting out at the lake!
Bango the tanuki, living his best life chilling on a towel in just his shorts, shades, and a smile. He holds a lot cigarette while the unnamed yellow and black butterfly also hangs in the sun
July 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Taking a break after a busy morning of hiking and smoking up the tall leg’s weed
Bango the tanuki sits on a Russula mushroom taking a break
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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@lilaclovely.bsky.social hey
Bango the tanuki…ass and dirty shoes on my kitchen table, holds a small bouquet of flowers
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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#MushroomMonday
Bango the tanuki poses with an Amanita mushroom
July 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Making myself at home in the real world!
Bango the tanuki, in real life…unfortunately. Is PISSING in my hard wood floors
July 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Went for a hike today!
Bango the tanuki, in real life… walking in a mossy forest near a mushroom, holding a walking stick
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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This is where I post from
Bango the tanuki wearing sunglasses, no shoes, no shirt, but cell service; reclining on a beach towel in the grass in front of a lake
July 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Lake day!
Bango tbe tanuki slirting sunglasses relaxes near the waters of a lake while enjoying a smoke Bango the tanuki’s feet, pov on a towel in front of a lake
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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SEE!!! No twelve million dollars.
Bango the tanuki, real…fml… holds a drawing he made of himself in suit, top hat, and monocle thinking of twelve million dollars
July 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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See!!!! No Lilac….
An apparently real Bango the tanuki, holds a drawing of him thinking of Lilac the mushroom. He’s smoking a cigarette that has smoke coming from it and is holding a pencil.
July 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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WTF?! I’m real?????
Bango the tanuki, in the real world. Holding a cigarette looking at his other hand.
July 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hopefully it’s not as exciting as last time we did something like this
Lilac and Bango dressed as Leeloo and Korben Dallas from the movie 5th Element.
February 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM