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Tired.
October 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tail as pillow. The model was very difficult to work with.
June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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If you’re going to a protest, watch this.

Cops are tracking everything—your phone, your face, even your trash.

This video could keep you safe.

Please share it. And follow me for more know-your-rights content—we need each other now more than ever.

🎥👇

youtu.be/mW8yNT89dmM
Protest Safety Tips: How to Protect Yourself from Police Surveillance
YouTube video by Eliza Orlins
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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this is outstanding
June 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Here- first teaser. Much more to come…
The teaser trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ has been released.

Coming to Netflix this November.
June 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Your Momma jokes told by Jane Austen characters:
Your mama is so gauche that she loudly discussed the marriage prospects of her daughters at an eligible bachelor's ball.
Your mama is so gauche that when your sister eloped, she invited the infamous new couple to stay at her home.
#JaneAusten
April 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Climate deniers in Trump administration be like.
April 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh this is a good day.
April 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Politicians aren’t nearly outraged enough at the Trump regime disappearing these students of color. I’m not qwhite sure why?? But I bet we’d hear a very different tune if these students had the complexion for protection.

Where are the free speech warriors? Where are the anti-tyranny folks? smh
April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Tomorrow hundreds of thousands of people will hit the streets in the US for the first time since the effective collapse of the constitutional republic. With so many new folks marching, rallying, and taking action, there’s a growing need to disseminate information on keeping ourselves & others safe.
The Protesters' Guide To Smartphone Security Zine : Jonah Aragon (text); Firestorm Books (layout) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A 16 page zine created from text by Jonah Aragon, Project Director of Privacy Guides (privacyguides.org).For most protesters, activists, and journalists, your...
archive.org
April 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I spent last night's lunar eclipse locked in place with a cat in my lap. This guy does not cuddle on laps, he's maybe done it three times in the last five years. It was therefore more rare than a lunar eclipse and had to be celebrated.
March 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Someone 'liked' this 0 note Tumblr post I made almost two years ago. What strange, dead seas they were traveling.
March 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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guys only want one thing and its disgusting
March 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Big feather ball, tiiiiny head.

This has been my review of a guinea hen.
March 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Today I watched Ginger Snaps for the first time in at least a decade and as another morose, death-obsessed high school weirdo of the same era, it was quite nostalgic. Also, the mom burped the Tupperware, which makes me believe that she's related to the Sparkle Motion mom from Donnie Darko.
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Manifest who you want to be
February 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Ran into a Black woman the other day, and we both looked at each other and then she proceeded to say my exact thoughts out loud:

"Why is everybody shocked? They told us they'd do this."
February 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Mr. Rogers said "look for the helpers," but his advice was for CHILDREN.

If your ass is grown your role is to BE the helper.

I wish I could find the person who said this originally, but it's been too long.
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM