Shawna B
@theproestdwarf.bsky.social
I have a cat, a history degree, and no bellybutton. In other words, your average bisexual Muslim dwarf. (She/her)
I love this scrunkly old lady so much
June 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love this scrunkly old lady so much
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Let’s all bring a little Goro Majima energy to the rest of the year
March 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Let’s all bring a little Goro Majima energy to the rest of the year
Since I got my BIPAP my dreams have gotten both more vivid and more mundane, including:
- I buy tickets to Hugh Jackman in the Music Man for my mother, and she is an ungrateful bitch
- Markiplier tells me how to cook ube and to eat more kimchi
- I buy tickets to Hugh Jackman in the Music Man for my mother, and she is an ungrateful bitch
- Markiplier tells me how to cook ube and to eat more kimchi
March 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Since I got my BIPAP my dreams have gotten both more vivid and more mundane, including:
- I buy tickets to Hugh Jackman in the Music Man for my mother, and she is an ungrateful bitch
- Markiplier tells me how to cook ube and to eat more kimchi
- I buy tickets to Hugh Jackman in the Music Man for my mother, and she is an ungrateful bitch
- Markiplier tells me how to cook ube and to eat more kimchi
Zeleknsky's eyebrows are saying SO MUCH during Trump's fucking unhinged rant about Hunter Biden.
February 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Zeleknsky's eyebrows are saying SO MUCH during Trump's fucking unhinged rant about Hunter Biden.
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The Cleric immediately regretted drinking so deeply from the Temple’s Pool of Holy Growth…
January 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The Cleric immediately regretted drinking so deeply from the Temple’s Pool of Holy Growth…
Full of angst about not being allowed to destroy the puzzle hidden beneath those placemats
January 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Full of angst about not being allowed to destroy the puzzle hidden beneath those placemats
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Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.
December 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.
Just a weirdo hangin' out in the garden.
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Just a weirdo hangin' out in the garden.
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wow this is the second annual Bluesky Thanksgiving, we are growing up into some real Internet
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
wow this is the second annual Bluesky Thanksgiving, we are growing up into some real Internet
I finally, in the year of our lord, 2024, started playing Minecraft and I don't hate the endermen. They're just weird lanky neighbors who want to show you their dirt block without actually being perceived.
November 25, 2024 at 7:35 AM
I finally, in the year of our lord, 2024, started playing Minecraft and I don't hate the endermen. They're just weird lanky neighbors who want to show you their dirt block without actually being perceived.
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This explains why conservative fear-mongering is such an easy play in America.
— Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%)
— Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%)
— Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
— Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%)
— Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%)
— Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
This explains why conservative fear-mongering is such an easy play in America.
— Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%)
— Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%)
— Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
— Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%)
— Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%)
— Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
That moment when your life has sunk low enough that you find yourself sharply whispering "Stop farting!" at your cat like a mom in church.
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
That moment when your life has sunk low enough that you find yourself sharply whispering "Stop farting!" at your cat like a mom in church.
Ran into this in the book I'm (re)reading last night and what a woman. From "The Time Traveler's Guide to Restoration Britain," by Ian Mortimer:
November 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Ran into this in the book I'm (re)reading last night and what a woman. From "The Time Traveler's Guide to Restoration Britain," by Ian Mortimer:
It's not my social media if I don't post my favorite picture of Kiska ever, wherein she is losing a fight to a hanging screen door (that she had until that point gone in and out of successfully for multiple years)
November 16, 2024 at 8:09 AM
It's not my social media if I don't post my favorite picture of Kiska ever, wherein she is losing a fight to a hanging screen door (that she had until that point gone in and out of successfully for multiple years)
"People were way more respectful and dignified in the past."
The past:
The past:
November 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
"People were way more respectful and dignified in the past."
The past:
The past:
I love this little idiot so much.
November 13, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I love this little idiot so much.
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this could fix me
August 5, 2023 at 3:43 AM
this could fix me
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im not "posting" i'm microdosing having a social life
August 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
im not "posting" i'm microdosing having a social life
serious case of sleepy bitch disease in this house today
July 30, 2023 at 3:32 PM
serious case of sleepy bitch disease in this house today
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who called it the fighting game community and not dodge cancel culture?
July 29, 2023 at 2:22 AM
who called it the fighting game community and not dodge cancel culture?
Me coming onto a new social media platform
July 24, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Me coming onto a new social media platform