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theproestdwarf.bsky.social
Shawna B
@theproestdwarf.bsky.social
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I have a cat, a history degree, and no bellybutton. In other words, your average bisexual Muslim dwarf. (She/her)
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I love this scrunkly old lady so much
Kiska, a white and tabby cat, sleeps on top of her cat tree with her tail and back legs hanging off, revealing her multicolored beans.
June 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Full of angst about not being allowed to destroy the puzzle hidden beneath those placemats
A short-haired white and tabby cat lays on her side on a table with her back legs stretched towards the camera, toes flexing. She has a pensive look on her face. Beneath her are a few cloth placemats, and behind her is the box for a jigsaw puzzle.
January 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Just a weirdo hangin' out in the garden.
A screenshot from Minecraft, taken from inside of a house behind a white-framed window. Outside, in a garden filled with flowers and cherry trees, an enderman stands looking contemplative. It is an all-black, tall figure with glowing white eyes.
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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Fat sack of cat.
Kiska the brown and white tabby cat from the neck down. She is sitting on a counter with her front feet together and one of her back feet visible. The back foot has its claws out. Her shape is best described as "fuzzy gumdrop."
November 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Ran into this in the book I'm (re)reading last night and what a woman. From "The Time Traveler's Guide to Restoration Britain," by Ian Mortimer:
An insult from a woman to a man who called her a whore in Restoration-era England. It reads: "You white-livered son of a Fleet Street bumsitter begot upon a chair at noonday between Ludgate and Temple Bar! You puppily offspring of a mangy nightwalker who was forced to play the whore an hour before she cried out to pay the bawd, her midwife, for bringing you, you bastard, into the world. Who is it you call whore?"
November 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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It's not my social media if I don't post my favorite picture of Kiska ever, wherein she is losing a fight to a hanging screen door (that she had until that point gone in and out of successfully for multiple years)
Kiska, a brown and white tabby cat, stands just outside a red-painted doorway. She is on her hind legs and is gripping a hanging screen door with her front paws, claws extended. She is going in for a bite, and seems to be losing the battle.
November 16, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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"People were way more respectful and dignified in the past."

The past:
A quote from a book, reading: "sermons can last up to three hours, you can see why some people get a little bored. In 1593 Dorothy Richmond of Great Holland, Essex, is taken before the archdeaconry court for causing “disquietness” during a sermon. She “thrust a pin in Eddy Alefounder’s buttocks.”"
November 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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I love this little idiot so much.
Kiska, the white and brown tabby cat, lays curled into a c-shape on a bed with purple sheets. Her back feet are towards the camera, toes stretching slightly, and she looks like she's smiling.
November 13, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Me coming onto a new social media platform
July 24, 2023 at 9:15 PM