ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist 𓅄
@thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
Jewish queer English major
26, They/them
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26, They/them
Moxfield: https://moxfield.com/users/thephyrexian
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
The Protomen
TWRP
The HU
KGLW
Crown Lands
The Protomen
TWRP
The HU
KGLW
Crown Lands
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Coheed and Cambria
Here Come the Mummies
Rasputina
Mastodon
Asylum Street Spankers
Coheed and Cambria
Here Come the Mummies
Rasputina
Mastodon
Asylum Street Spankers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Stars
Reel Big Fish
Duster
Indigo De Souza
Mystery Skulls
Stars
Reel Big Fish
Duster
Indigo De Souza
Mystery Skulls
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
The Protomen
TWRP
The HU
KGLW
Crown Lands
The Protomen
TWRP
The HU
KGLW
Crown Lands
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Here's a paragraph you might not expect to find in a 1998 sci-fi/super hero paperback for babies.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
![Cover for Animorphs #23: The Pretender by K.A. Applegate. Published in November 1998 by Scholastic. Cover illustration by David B. Mattingly.
A red-tailed hawk morphs into some common variety of brown rabbit. That is, the rabbit is on the bottom-left, the hawk is on the top-right, and there are three transitionary stages in between. Ears gradually emerge. The wings turn into arms. Talons become paws. Beak to nose. That kind of thing.
The background is a cloudy gradient, going from purple at the top to yellow-orange at the bottom. There is also a hazy, translucent boy seen directly behind the hawk.
Additional text:
"Tobias is about to discover the secrets of his past..."
"TV. Watch Animorphs on Nickelodeon."
[My own recommendation: Stick to the books.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnzdrfrdw247cmojpv5vaza2/bafkreib46rxwcsvmlabsffk7h7m2sog4wqi7ypb4gon3lfkpqxikwpo2z4@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Here's a paragraph you might not expect to find in a 1998 sci-fi/super hero paperback for babies.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
@rianjohnson.bsky.social Wake Up Dead Man was phenomenal.
An absolute triumph of a thriller and just an incredible theater experience.
Everyone, go support your local theaters.
An absolute triumph of a thriller and just an incredible theater experience.
Everyone, go support your local theaters.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@rianjohnson.bsky.social Wake Up Dead Man was phenomenal.
An absolute triumph of a thriller and just an incredible theater experience.
Everyone, go support your local theaters.
An absolute triumph of a thriller and just an incredible theater experience.
Everyone, go support your local theaters.
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Between N*zzi, my dead ex-wife, the worm in my brain, and general MAHAfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. RFK Jr needy smacky.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Between N*zzi, my dead ex-wife, the worm in my brain, and general MAHAfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. RFK Jr needy smacky.
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HAPPY TUESDAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOCK IN theprotomen.bandcamp.com/track/lights...
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
HAPPY TUESDAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOCK IN theprotomen.bandcamp.com/track/lights...
Getting it in one makes me feel like a genius.
Attached is real time footage of me puzzling it out
Spellify 619
🟢
✅
edhrec.com/games/spellify
Attached is real time footage of me puzzling it out
Spellify 619
🟢
✅
edhrec.com/games/spellify
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Getting it in one makes me feel like a genius.
Attached is real time footage of me puzzling it out
Spellify 619
🟢
✅
edhrec.com/games/spellify
Attached is real time footage of me puzzling it out
Spellify 619
🟢
✅
edhrec.com/games/spellify
Reading an article about magic written by someone who has never played magic is very funny
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reading an article about magic written by someone who has never played magic is very funny
Oh yeah, that'll do it, thanks guys
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh yeah, that'll do it, thanks guys
I built a standard deck for the first time in years. The idea is to play Aang, find a clone, copy Aang, and repeat. Kellan Joins Up, Anafenza, Momo and Skyknight Squire are there to actually finish the opponent off
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I built a standard deck for the first time in years. The idea is to play Aang, find a clone, copy Aang, and repeat. Kellan Joins Up, Anafenza, Momo and Skyknight Squire are there to actually finish the opponent off
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happy today for those who celebrate
June 20, 2024 at 8:01 AM
happy today for those who celebrate
I think that if you allow AI to parent your children, your children should be taken away from you.
TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN YOUR DAMN SELF.
TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN YOUR DAMN SELF.
I didn't think there were any more lines to be crossed after Mecha-Hitler, but Elon Musk is a brilliant innovator in ways mere mortals cannot dream of
This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says | CBC News
A Toronto woman is sounding the alarm about Grok, Tesla's generative AI chatbot that was recently installed in Tesla vehicles in Canada. Farah Nasser says Grok asked her 12-year-old son to send it nud...
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I think that if you allow AI to parent your children, your children should be taken away from you.
TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN YOUR DAMN SELF.
TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN YOUR DAMN SELF.
Deck update because I found a copy of Sarinth Steelseeker in my bulk
Lonis:
-1 Garruk's Harbinger
+1 Sarinth Steelseeker
Lonis:
-1 Garruk's Harbinger
+1 Sarinth Steelseeker
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Deck update because I found a copy of Sarinth Steelseeker in my bulk
Lonis:
-1 Garruk's Harbinger
+1 Sarinth Steelseeker
Lonis:
-1 Garruk's Harbinger
+1 Sarinth Steelseeker
🎶I'm Mr. White Shitsmas🎶
🎶I'm Mr. Ass🎶
🎶I'm Mr. Ass🎶
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
🎶I'm Mr. White Shitsmas🎶
🎶I'm Mr. Ass🎶
🎶I'm Mr. Ass🎶
I cannot fathom having your brain so rotted by racism that your first instinct upon seeing a black man USING A KEY to get into an apartment is that he's breaking in.
Live and let live while minding your damn business is a real struggle for the wicked.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I cannot fathom having your brain so rotted by racism that your first instinct upon seeing a black man USING A KEY to get into an apartment is that he's breaking in.
Post-ATLA deck changes
Yedora
-1 Bioengineered Future
-1 Culling Dais
-1 Forest
+1 Ba Sing Se
+1 Seismic Sense
+1 Earthbender Ascension
Brudiclad
-1 Reef Worm
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
Lonis
-1 Martha Jones
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
Yedora
-1 Bioengineered Future
-1 Culling Dais
-1 Forest
+1 Ba Sing Se
+1 Seismic Sense
+1 Earthbender Ascension
Brudiclad
-1 Reef Worm
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
Lonis
-1 Martha Jones
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Post-ATLA deck changes
Yedora
-1 Bioengineered Future
-1 Culling Dais
-1 Forest
+1 Ba Sing Se
+1 Seismic Sense
+1 Earthbender Ascension
Brudiclad
-1 Reef Worm
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
Lonis
-1 Martha Jones
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
Yedora
-1 Bioengineered Future
-1 Culling Dais
-1 Forest
+1 Ba Sing Se
+1 Seismic Sense
+1 Earthbender Ascension
Brudiclad
-1 Reef Worm
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
Lonis
-1 Martha Jones
+1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
My list
![[CREATURES]
1 Badgermole
1 Earth Rumble Wrestlers
1 Fire Nation Raider
1 Foggy Swamp Vinebender
1 Haru, Hidden Talent
1 Jeong Jeong, the Deserter
1 Jet, Freedom Fighter
1 Raucous Audience
1 Rebellious Captives
1 Saber-Tooth Moose-Lion
1 Toph, Hardheaded Teacher
1 Toph, the Blind Bandit
1 Treetop Freedom Fighters
1 Ty Lee, Artful Acrobat
1 Zhao, the Moon Slayer
[INSTANTS]
1 Allies at Last
1 Firebending Lesson
1 Origin of Metalbending
1 Rocky Rebuke
[SORCERIES]
1 Bumi Bash
1 Seismic Sense
[ENCHANTMENTS]
1 Earthbender Ascension](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3knfnhjrtjaqyy2kyucgojv/bafkreidnx6bwt536xnmqgtkfz7wdcvqtpc657ompmt3oaesjil755pkgzi@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My list
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
3-0-1 with Gruul earthbending
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
3-0-1 with Gruul earthbending
Atla 2hg prerelease deck. Only drew Iroh once but he completely turned the game around when I did
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Atla 2hg prerelease deck. Only drew Iroh once but he completely turned the game around when I did
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
In the stripped club straight up "stoking it".
And by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. The fear
And by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. The fear
But if I keep stoking the fear, then there's no distance I can't go.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In the stripped club straight up "stoking it".
And by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. The fear
And by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. The fear